This is peak vulnerability. | Or a cunning trap for belly rubs.

My therapist told me | To embrace my true self.
This level of relaxation | demands an audience.
After five minutes | Of doing absolutely nothing.
Spinal integrity is overrated. | Just pure, unadulterated floof.
My personal trainer said | this is advanced core work.
Petition to make napping a professional sport. | I'd be an Olympic gold medalist.
Paws are currently | out of commission.
This is my optimal operating position. | Do not disturb the purr-fection.
I've officially entered | maximum comfort mode.
My default setting is "broken." | Send tuna for reset.
I've fallen, and I refuse to get up. | This is my life now.
#catlife #dramaqueen #lazycat #bellyup #ihavenoideawhatimdoing
Presenting... The Sacred Belly. | Your offering of pets is due.