This fat juicy thick-a-licious buffet of delicious boipussy is nowhere near a master of a Big Beautiful Phat Juicy Thick-a-licious Buffet of Delicious Big Black Heavy Sweaty Monster Cockmeat Bull Daddys and the master of taking Big Black Heavy Cockmeat #BNWO #BBConly #BBCStrictly #faggotass #cumslut

#BBCStrictly Week 2 Results:
This week Craig gets the casting vote.
Jamie & Carlos vs Chris & Amy, both couples dancing the Cha-Cha-Cha.
Congratulations Jamie & Carlos for moving on!
See Chris & Amy on "Strictly It Takes Two" Monday evening, then Jamie & Carlos on Tuesday.

Just noticed that Bluesky includes thread post numbers. I'll leave mine out in future #BBCStrictly reviews.

Unlike most of the Brits I think Johannes is well suited for Peanut Gallery chats.
Has everybody calmed down over Josh? Much as I like him on The Last Leg, I'm not sure why 2 presenters are needed during critiques.

Next via reply: Results & performer Tim Minchin.

#BBCStrictly 11/11

Shaun & Alexis - Salsa - Saturday Night Fever - Stiff as a board & sticks his butt out. Shaun has no illusions. It's all up from there. 25

Lacey & Vito - Quickstep - Toy Story - Hey not bad. This sure ticked boxes. 28 www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8bx...

#BBCStrictly 10/11

Bethany & Nancy - Paso Doble - Wicked - IMHO too much highlight on gimmicry & pro Nancy. Lacked Paso. 27

Tabby & Mark - American Smooth - The Greatest Showman - Graceful with transitions. How did she manage to dance after spinning in a hoop? 28 www.youtube.com/watch?v=xD8t...

#BBCStrictly 9/11

Melanie & Aljaž - Waltz - The Sound Of Music - meh. It's not that Mel is bad but that she's holding herself back from doing well. 15

Cach & Maddie - Samba - Grease - Definitely an improvement over last week. Cach kept his hips going throughout. Bravo. 29

#BBCStrictly 8/11

Will & Diane - Foxtrot - Risky Business - I think wearing boxer shorts compelled him to stick his butt out while in contact. 19

Jamie & Carlos - Cha-Cha-Cha - Pretty Woman - Needs work. Entertaining though. 21

#BBCStrictly 7/11

* Lawrence & Jowita - Viennese Waltz - Rataouille - How effortless. I thought it was very good. 19

Graham & Lauren - Waltz - The Dogfather er I mean... - Moody. Just great. Isn't Graham the sleeper of the series. 31 www.youtube.com/watch?v=RS4W...

#BBCStrictly 6/11

Sarah & Julian - Charleston - Mary Poppins - Don't reenact past routines! You'll never touch this perfect score from Alexandra & Gorka (btw after much criticism they still got 24): www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4Uf...

#BBCStrictly 5/11

Lawrence & Jowita - Vienese Waltz - Rataouille - How effortless. I thought it was very good. Anton gave advice on dancing w/radically different heights. 19

Delta & Kai - American Smooth - A Star Is Born (Gaga version) - The picture of grace. 30
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGog...

#BBCStrictly 4/11

Chris & Amy - Cha-Cha-Cha - Baywatch - Thought at first he had a handle on it but then hit transitions with full stop inistead of "flowing through the transitions." Overall not bad. Craig accused Chris of applying too much salsa to his motion. Shirley said focus on flow. 17

#BBCStrictly 3/11

Dani & Nikita - Foxtrot - Beauty & The Beast - Very nice. Wasn't this song better suited for a waltz though? 23

John & Katya - Couples Choice - Titanic - Reenacted lower decks dance. A bit stiff & heavy (Craig agreed). Awkward dismount. 23

#BBCStrictly 2/11

#BBCStrictly Week 2 - Movie Week - Opening number by the pros in tribute to Zootopia. An arm-flinging episode as Judges channeled Bruno by excessively demonstrating armography throughout. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jA0Z...

1/11

No spoilers please. Not everyone watches #BBCStrictly on broadcast.

💃Is Strictly Come Dancing still the glittering TV spectacular we know and love, or are they dancing towards trouble? 👀

The Grumpy Old Gays are taking a close look at the future of Strictly - and WE’RE NOT IMPRESSED! 😂

youtu.be/v91EzqNK57s

#GrumpyOldGays #StrictlyComeDancing #BBCStrictly

💃Is Strictly Come Dancing still the glittering TV spectacular we know and love, or are they dancing towards trouble? 👀

The Grumpy Old Gays are taking a close look at the future of Strictly - and WE’RE NOT IMPRESSED! 😂

youtu.be/v91EzqNK57s

#GrumpyOldGays #StrictlyComeDancing #BBCStrictly

#BBCStrictly in the news.
First, I didn't know the mezzanine was coined Auditorium. I nicknamed it Peanut Gallery years ago.
Second, Johannes was perfectly audible & in his element up there. Give yourself time & don't pick on Josh when Motsi kids with him.
www.digitalspy.com/tv/reality-t...

See now WAS unnecessary on the part of the fans. #BBCStrictly
metro.co.uk/2026/09/28/b...

There we have the first week of #BBCStrictly. Not a single let-the-pro-dance-around-me among them. Two need to reign in their energies & focus on the brochure. So many potential winners.
Next is Movie Week & combined standings for the first Dance Off.
Strictly It Takes Two begins tomorrow.

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