Joke of the week: why did the sloth get a computer science degree?

To become a sloth-ware engineer. 🦥

#jonahstwisters #balloonart

Wally-verse, September edition: green pickle pals + a ghost costume take. Fenway spirit.

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October lineup: Buddy Walk (10/11), Heritage Day (10/12), High Street Place (10/24), Chelmsford Health Fair (10/31). Balloons, will travel. 🎃

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Final September joke.

Q: What's a shark's favorite sandwich?
A: Peanut butter and jellyfish.

The surfer did not sign up for this. Four jokes this month. See you in October.
#DadJokes #BalloonArt

Joke of the week: what animal has the worst eating habit?

The turkey — it gobbles everything up. 🦃

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So, I made a telegram channel for my balloon twisting journey! Come say hi!

t.me/loonrover

#balloon #balloonart #balloondog

Three appearances this week.

Fenway Tuesday. Arsenal Yards Fall Festival Wednesday. Chelmsford Community Health Fair Saturday.

Fall festival season, officially underway.
#BalloonArt #FenwayPark

Joke of the Week.

Q: What do you call a famous fish?
A: A star fish.

Made two. Felt right. 🌟
#DadJokes #BalloonArt

Listen up you primitive screwheads!

(No AI was used, this is entirely my own dumb idea)

#balloondog #balloonart #balloontwisting #BruceCampbell #EvilDead

Request at a private event: a beloved cartoon character, made entirely from balloons.

Never know what you are going to be asked to make next.
#BalloonArt #CustomBalloons

Joke of the Week.

Q: What do you call a guinea pig with three eyes?
A: A guinea piiig.

Three eyes. No further questions.

Also: Fenway tonight.
#DadJokes #BalloonArt

Wally-verse August Edition. ⚾🎈

A classic Halloween creature, a famous monster, and a yacht captain. Someone is ready for October. I respect the commitment.
#RedSox #BalloonArt

Three appearances this week.

Fenway Wednesday. Lynn Community Event Saturday — first time in Lynn this year. Fenway again Sunday.

New town on the list. 🎈
#BalloonArt #FenwayPark

Joke of the Week. September opener.

Q: Why do pandas like old movies?
A: Because they are in black-and-white.

He picked a good seat.
#DadJokes #BalloonArt