"There is an insidious charm limiting the Duke's emotions. He only serves to advance the king's military desires."

"I'm sure the enemy has tried to undo it repeatedly."

"If they find out that Snickerdoodles are the solution, they deserve the win."

"How delicious."

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"Instead of astral projection, in the mountains of Vigoor, you'll learn astran protraction. When you strike out with your hand, your spiritual self will extend out from you."

"So I can punch someone with my astral self?"

"That would be impossible. But you can tickle them a little."

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"Now when you light the sixth Hive Candle, you will all be in each of the parts of the dungeon simultaneously. After you stop vomiting, you will have a few minutes to learn how to navigate together."

"This is all your fault, Daniel."

"I'm sorry I lost my keys, guys!"

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"It's not actually a Peace Medallion, depending on how you look at it. It's technically a Fate Cancellation Engine."

"You mean it allows you to avoid your fate?"

"It has a 64 furlong radius that cancels out all fate and destiny."

"So what happens?"

"Nothing ever happens again."

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"She's waiting for you to move."

"I know she is, give me a minute. I can see her staring through the window."

"Craig, there is a level 5 Insidious Necrophage asking you to defend your entire species' right to survive through playing a single chess game. Please move."

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"The Angelic Waterfall Monks have been practicing their arts for over a thousand generations, and attained fearsome status for a reason. Watch yourself."

"Who cares about a bunch of mountain hippies?"

"Look, you little snot. Talk to me after you've been punched right in the animus."

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"The method we used to make this flower using organic DNA found on the asteroid was almost a total failure. None of the other specimens survived to maturity. Just this one."

"What happened to all the others?"

"The surviving specimen ate them all. Every single one."

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"The Northern Heartbreak Wastes don't even have access to the sun, the snow is so thick and constant. The greatest light source actually is the very thing that keeps the cold going. The broken heart of the Snow Elemental hanging in their sky."

"That human prince did a number on her."

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"You realize that just one of these arachnakin can take out like a whole village of these simple people."

"And have done so."

"And you want us to hunt down multiple."

"We are trying to recreate kevlar in this ancient pocket dimension. To do that, I need materials."

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"This new element we synthesized actually creates it own small forcefield, because the outer ring has an impossible number of electrons."

"How did you break the octet rule?"

"Essentially, we sent it through a dimensional portal enough times that it got super confused and lost count."

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"Yo, we need to stop Abigail before she takes this 'Queen of the Forest' thing too far."

"Bro, it's way too late."

"But she's not marrying some king of the forest. She has to marry the forest itself!"

"She knows. You should see the crown the forest made for her."

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