Sometimes you just gotta throw your hair in a bald and deal with it... #appleAday

This pharmacist has no ducking idea that I'm making bagels for my wife and they're rising too much... thin ice bud #realThreat #appleAday

Chicago show tonight & Appleton WI show tomorrow!! Rich is staying healthy … while driving me into madness😆

Sending lots of laughter and love to dear friends Diane and Dan Solloway for 500 miles! sirsy.com/ustour26

#sirsy #sirsyband #sirsysponsor #appleaday #madness

Back to spring with apple blossoms for #pinkmon #coloraday #eastcoastkin #trees #apple #bloomscrolling #flowers #nature #naturephotography #appleaday

Just made some dogshit bagels. Putting one of them in the mic for an hour #ScientistWorld #appleAday

I remember when me and Kurt cobain used to chop it up and he would always be saying some shit about loving Israel idk though that’s the only thing I remember him saying. #nirvanaTruths #appleRevealers #appleAday

Wish a mother fucker would but for my neighbors dog #saburban #appleAday

First time I ever said I was gonna kill myself was when I fucked up the monkey bars. #youngUnderstanding #appleAday

EVERYONE POST LIKE ITS SEPTEMBER 17th 2001: erm what teh hell was up with 9/11 #appleAday

Ever since I met my wife I’ve gone from like normal Morty to Gucci Morty. #marriage #appleAday

Anyone tryna get leprosy and turn into a leopard #bibleTalk #appleAday

Hey guys does the j in Donald j trump stand for jacking off and cumming? #appleAday

Alright AppleBruhs! 📊 how long were you in ya mamas belly??! I was in that bitch for two years atleast #burnt #appleAday

Yeah. This cook thing ain’t workin out. Thinking I’ll be like green beret for the rdf or sumth #appleAday #rizzlerDefenseForce

As we can see here is my iPhone in a fruit bowl, before we used to need fruit's nutrients to survive now we are actively craving the dopamine our phones are giving us through different apps. Making the invisible 'diet' visible.
#anti-environment
#scrollcravings
#digitalvitamins
#appleaday

Apparently this whole penis thing runs in my family. I think it’s on my dads side #appleAday

Alright if I started a podcast hypothetically I’d call it undertale suicide #appleAday #newbeginning

Really want someone to pour big red into my mouth from the international space station but a special property of big red is when it’s terminal velocity it falls faster than a speeding knife. So I can’t do that now… #research #appleAday

Gandolf came to my fucking house. I would preach him some scripture and change his ways with the hand of God. #kingOfEvil #changedIn3Days #appleAday

Pulling up to the Simpson house like Bart. We have to leave. Homer is abusing you. I’ll save you… don’t have a cow man #appleAday