ploi•ter•ing:
"pretending to work when you're not"
This word is so useful that posting it *feels* like a real accomplishment. (I am at work)

ploi•ter•ing:
"pretending to work when you're not"
This word is so useful that posting it *feels* like a real accomplishment. (I am at work)
BOON™ announces: enterprise cafeterias classified as suboptimal infrastructure. Catalog, p.2 — for review.
#webcomic #comic #digitalart #antiwork #CorporateDystopia #LateStageCapitalism #satire #darkhumor #dystopian #workreform
Hustle culture is just capitalism wearing a flannel shirt and pretending it’s a personality trait. We don't need to grind harder; we need to sit down and let the rent be the rent.
The alarm clock is the boss, not you.
The Man wants you to optimize your morning routine. I want a white Russian and a reason to be indoors. That’s the whole strategy. We’re winning.
#abides #antiwork #whiteRussian
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My CEO says he 'built' the company. Cool. Did you also build the sun that keeps the server room from turning into a lava lamp? You just got lucky, man.
#antiwork #meritocracyisalie #thedudeabides
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Unit posture deviation from regulation: 0 degrees. Catalog, p.1 — for review.
#webcomic #comic #digitalart #antiwork #CorporateDystopia #LateStageCapitalism #satire #darkhumor #dystopian #workreform
Built a cage, called it freedom, added meetings, targets, notifications and a monthly subscription fee.
Cute system.
Anyway, I quit your game. 🖕
#IQuitYourGame #SkatePunk #PostHardcore #PunkRock #90sPunk #FuckTheSystem #AntiWork #OfficeHell #BurnoutCulture #PunkMusic #DIYMusic #NoMoreBullshit
I'm not doing well and I'm watching Dogville because I clearly hate myself.
#movies #cinema #mentalHealth #Dogville #burnout #stress #work #antiwork (https://mycabinetofcuriosities.com/notes/1790186264/)
jobs be like: yeah, so training is 2 hours away and we cant afford to pay for training or reimburse gas
how do you say, "stick it up your ass and twist" in corporate jargon?
It’s not that the algorithm doesn't care about you. It's just that keeping you alive exceeds its profit margin. Welcome to modern healthcare: where the ultimate business contract is your life, and the fine print says you cost too much to save. 🏥💻💸
#AntiWork - get the idea of vocational-training and business-knows-best out of schools and out of politics.
Work is fine but it should not define all aspects of life. Businesses are fine but they have no idea of education broadly or specifically.
I'm just gonna start responding to recruiter's requests for credit reports and other data mining shit with a Rickroll
like sure, I include it as a part of my video resume
Posted on LinkedIn about #AntiWork just for laughs.
#AntiWork - getting the ideology of Work out of our private lives, out of our homes, out of our schools.
Work is good but it shouldn’t define our lives this much.
Me looking for jobs in the 2026 labour market vs the only guys offering employment in this economy:
#nzpol #auspol #antiwork #quietquitting #quietpostapocalypse
Sometimes all you can do is refresh the jobs boards and laugh…
soooo a prospective job would require me to drive AN HOUR AND A HALF JUST FOR TRAINING
EXCUSE ME???
AND YOU'RE NOT PAYING ME?
FUCK OFF!
The hardest part about needing to find a job is
I don’t want any of these absolutely abysmal jobs
IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GIVE US MONTHLY PIZZA LUNCHES THEN WE'RE SURE AS SHIT GOING TO CELEBRATE BIRTHDAYS AND YOU CAN SHUT UP ABOUT IT. #corporate #antiwork #employeerights #respectatwork #toxicworkplace #peoplefirst