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hey, hey, hey! I got my $90 boomer bribe this morning! ๐ฐ
too bad I already voted, eh Donald?
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#AllAboutMe #MeMe #adulting #funny #humor #joke
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the grandson and I were admiring the moon and star while waiting for the school bus this morning
he: it's a cyclops smiley
also: there's always something interesting for me to see in the sky
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yeah, he "fixed" it all right
like my husband "fixed" my sticking accelerator by driving the car straight into a tree (totaled)
famous last words: "I wish it would happen when I'm driving; then I'd know how to fix it"
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goodbye, summer ๐๐ฝ
the pool is packed awayโฆconsidering planting a winter garden (not likely) or installing a big, beautiful helipad (I have trouble walking on grass since my stroke, too ๐)
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My all about me im very happy with how this turner out #art #allaboutme #artist
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Untied States would have been a more accurate typo
"close enough for government work"
(I was a typesetter in NYC in the '70s and did some work for the Federal Reserve; typos weren't an option #AllAboutMe)
my first experience with a revolving door occurred when my dad took me to NYC on a business trip; I was six
at the automat, he pushed me into the revolving door, into a wedge already occupied by an elderly gent with a cane
I don't see how that was even possible, but it was traumatizing
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there is a non-Starbucks coffeeshop up the street; I have been there exactly once, about 20 years ago
I knew they used the same ISP, and I went in to ask if their internet was down
it was
(I'm all too ready to believe a tech failure is my fault)
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Chuck Grassley is sending my irritation meter into the red zone
I may need to go outside and contemplate the clouds
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#SenateJudiciaryCommittee