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@delilahnightingale.bsky.social Oct 2, 2026, 8:26 AM

Sartha Thrace? Why not Sarah Trace?
Kione is apparently pronounced Key-On?
And don't even get me started on Ancyor which I always read any Anycore.
(I had to look up the correct spelling for the names)

@kallidorarho.bsky.social hates dyslexic people.

#WARHOUND #Agendahound

@hightierfleet.bsky.social Sep 30, 2026, 7:16 PM

I do not slander the smut. She who slanders the smut has forgotten the kink of her stonewall. I slander the bum.

#mechsploitation #AGENDAHOUND

"I hate jane handler so much it's unreal"
"RIGHT ON, SISTER! THAT'S WHY THOSE BOOKS SUCK AND-"
(crushes them)

@adventurejane.bsky.social Sep 28, 2026, 4:32 AM

Who the fuck taught these bastards military theory? Not one fucker in the Empire knows what small unit tactics or combined arms is.
"SEND IN THE DOG!" Great thought! Got any fresh ideas though, dumbass?

#mechsploitation #AGENDAHOUND

@jessiejade.bsky.social Sep 25, 2026, 5:54 PM

A little #agendaHOUND posting inspired by all the discussions about Imperial Hound efficacy

As a treat

The popular "Mental gymnastics" meme format.

The top image shows a girl simply walking across a gymnastics mat showing a simple concept that isn't complicated and is common sense.

The top post says REBEL mental gymnastics

Underneath it it says "I am going to organize an armed guerilla resistance to destroy the Empire."

The bottom image shows a much more complicated gymnastics routine with the last stunt being a ridiculous use of a jetpack to fly over a burning car.

Underneath this it says "I will lower the Rebellions hero to a mere dog beneath my feet (not my fetish btw)"

Over the next stunt it says "then I'm going to make her hump and cum on my boot again and again and again. (It is NOT my fetish)"

Over the next stunt it says "everyone will be so impressed by how cool and evil I am in my big scary evil lady costume"

Over the next stunt it says "Then I will capture more rebels and make them dress up and act like my dog to show everyone how nasty I can be."

Over the next and most ridiculous stunt it says " then I will win the war through the power of corrective rape ( I cannot emphasize enough this is NOT my fetish)"

@hightierfleet.bsky.social Sep 23, 2026, 3:56 PM

desoyderata

#mechsploitation #AGENDAHOUND

@hightierfleet.bsky.social Sep 21, 2026, 9:32 PM

oh my fucking godddddd bro
#mechsploitation #AGENDAHOUND

@hightierfleet.bsky.social Sep 14, 2026, 6:46 AM

DESIDERATA GIRL FIGHT SOMEONE ELSE, LITERALLY ANYONE ELSE

#mechsploitation #AGENDAHOUND

@passionfree.bsky.social Sep 13, 2026, 3:07 PM

BREAKING NEWS: General Rhadama's secretary still at large after defecting to the rebel side. All rumours about the Handler General "checking under her bed at night for her out of fear" are naturally false.

#mechsploitation #AGENDAHOUND

@hightierfleet.bsky.social Sep 12, 2026, 4:19 AM

TO ALL THE REBEL HATERS AND DOOMERS
TO ALL THE THEMES-AND-SUCH UNDERSTANDERS AND HANDLER GOONERS
I BETTER SEE ONE OF THESE FROM EACH AND EVERY ONE OF Y'ALL ON MY DESK BY 5PM TOMORROW

#mechsploitation #AGENDAHOUND

HOUNDVERSE REBEL APOLOGY FORM
TO: Warhoundverse Rebellion
FROM: (blank) DATE: (blank)
REASON FOR BEHAVIOR:
- The media convinced me they were washed
- I didn't watch the actual AARs
- I only looked at Jane Handler's aura farming
- I don't know mech strategy or logistics
- I was jealous of Kione
- Mercury was in retrograde

I will hereby respect the rebellion and I will NOT talk down on the future liberators of Knossos

YOUR APOLOGY NEEDS TO BE AS LOUD AS YOUR DISRESPECT WAS

@passionfree.bsky.social Sep 9, 2026, 11:17 AM

(houndstooth spoiler)

Can we scale handlers by their paperwork?

*bogardguy jingle*

Jane Handler is certainly with strongest desk haki user. Xanthe Dzul worked an ordinary office job before taking up the leather. Perhaps her paper pushing prowess is how she climbed the ranks so fast?
#AGENDAHOUND