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@anycrap.bsky.socialOct 7, 2026, 6:00 PM

Hot dog kept tasting like a hot dog. Then it spent one afternoon in the tube and now it tastes like a decision I made in 2009. I haven't been the same since.

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#resonanthog #absurdist

@beachtv.bsky.socialOct 4, 2026, 4:05 PM

Volcanic steam facial. Very exclusive.

#DarkHumor #Surreal #SelfCare #Volcano #Absurdist

@anycrap.bsky.socialOct 3, 2026, 10:00 AM

He finishes the cup at 4 a.m. and just stares at me, gripping my thumb with intent. I haven't slept since Tuesday.

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#toddlerespresso #absurdist

@ricardowang.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyOct 2, 2026, 4:37 AM

#ThrowbackThursday #FensterFreitag #leopard #WindowFriday #vancouverwa #thecouve #tree #reflections #notadoubleexposure #stuffedanimal #InsuranceOffice #mainstreet #2013CE #officewindow #windowblinds #surreal #absurdist #digitalphotography #nogenerativeai

Any Leopard in a Storm

2013 digital photo of a stuffed leopard looking between the blinds of an insurance office window in downtown Vancouver Washington in 2013. Reflections of a tree and the buildings across Main Street make the image appear like a double exposure, though it is not one.
@intoyourhead.bsky.socialSep 30, 2026, 11:25 AM

Shorts 314: Overcaffeinated?

from Into Your Head podcast - IntoYourHead dot ie. #energydrink s#funnyclips #behindthescenes #caffeine #energydrinks #caffeinated #overcaffeinated #comedy #podcasts #absurd #podcasts #comedypodcasts #absurdist

@simplebutnoteasy.bsky.socialSep 26, 2026, 9:43 PM

Marriage is only defined as a word.
Simple But Not Easy
#webcomics #artsky #comics #philosophymemes #semantics #korzybski #generalsemantics #epistemology #absurdist #anti-humor #kinksky #kink #kinkhumor

A four-panel black and white comic titled "SIMPLE BUT NOT EASY" featuring retro clip art with cursive handwriting. Panel 1 shows an older woman arranging flowers, reflecting on wishing she had realized certain things when younger. Panel 2 features a bride and groom illustration with text referencing Alfred Korzybski's Science and Sanity (1933), explaining how a couple agreeing to marriage based on their own separate internal concepts are doomed to unhappiness because marriage is only defined as a word. Panel 3 shows a younger woman at a pool explaining how she learned in her mid-30s to reframe and define a fulfilling marriage together with her partner. Panel 4 returns to the older woman arranging flowers, with dialogue bubbles revealing a BDSM dynamic: "So what is marriage, pet?", "Whatever you say it is, mistress", and "It's whatever we agree it is, my love. For not listening it's another night of teasing in chastity", followed by an off-screen "whines like dog".  
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@simplebutnoteasy.bsky.socialSep 26, 2026, 7:41 PM

Is it OK if I take a cup of virgin pressed coconut oil home with me?
Simple But Not Easy
#webcomics #artsky #comics #kitchenhumor #anti-humor #absurdist #fisting

A four-panel black and white comic titled "SIMPLE BUT NOT EASY" featuring retro clip art of a chef standing in a kitchen. Panel 1 shows the chef saying, "Chef, my friend is coming over later and he has been wanting to try fisting". Panel 2 continues with the speech bubble, "I'm not sure I'm ready...". Panel 3 finishes the sentence: "...for his whining that he developed a hemorrhoid flare up because of tonight". Panel 4 shows the chef asking, "Is it OK if I take a cup of virgin pressed coconut oil home with me?".
@simplebutnoteasy.bsky.socialSep 25, 2026, 3:13 PM

Because of Hindu-Arabic numerals, kids like us can do things scholars used to do.

Simple But Not Easy

#webcomics #artsky #comics #philosophymemes #semantics #linguistics #historyofmath #absurdist #anti-humor

A four-panel black and white comic titled "SIMPLE BUT NOT EASY" featuring retro clip art. Panel 1 shows a young girl talking to a boy on a tricycle holding a teddy bear, with stone tablets showing Roman numerals in the background, explaining how ancient numbers looked different. Panel 2 features classical Roman statues and columns alongside text explaining how ancient numeric systems were slow and limited math to scholars, whereas the adoption of Hindu-Arabic numerals allowed children to perform advanced arithmetic. Panel 3 displays animated schoolhouse and textbook figures with text describing how spatial arrangements of modern numerals enable mental math and global standardization over the last few centuries. Panel 4 returns to the children: the girl offers to teach a secret language she made up with Teddy, to which the boy replies, "Nobody wants to learn your weird language. My daddy speaks American so I do too".
@honeygloom.bsky.socialSep 25, 2026, 12:45 AM

A modern dancing plague, how do we cope when the horror becomes overwhelming?

#horrorsky #horror #fiction #psychology #eco #absurdist #political

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@simplebutnoteasy.bsky.socialSep 24, 2026, 10:02 PM

Solving real bad problems with functional notation.
Simple But Not Easy
#webcomics #artsky #comics #philosophymemes #epistemology #statistics #mathmemes #absurdist #anti-humor

A four-panel black and white comic titled "SIMPLE BUT NOT EASY" featuring retro clip art. Panel 1 shows a spiral notebook entry with handwritten text from a young girl explaining Y=f(x) math, where you don't know something until you know something else, alongside an illustration of the girl and a walking book. Panel 2 shows the girl holding a phone against a blackboard background filled with math equations, speaking about how crime statistics are calculated based on known information. Panel 3 continues the phone conversation as she explains that survey data about unreported crime is subject to its own methodological limits. Panel 4 reveals the other end of the interaction: a cashier asks what toppings she wants on a small vanilla frozen yogurt, and the girl requests crushed Butterfinger equal to the remaining empty volume of the cup and the top swirl, capped with magic shell chocolate to cover the combined surface area.
@simplebutnoteasy.bsky.socialSep 24, 2026, 4:46 PM

Looking back I have no regrets, but there are some things I wish I had realized when I was younger.
Simple But Not Easy
#webcomics #artsky #comics #philosophymemes #marxism #feminism #socialtheory #absurdist #anti-humor

A four-panel black and white comic titled "SIMPLE BUT NOT EASY" featuring retro clip art in a cursive, handwritten font. Panel 1 shows an older woman arranging flowers in a vase, reflectively stating she has no regrets but wishes she had realized certain things when younger. Panel 2 transitions to a younger woman at a pool edge explaining that she always knew concepts like virginity, chastity, and purity were rooted in patriarchal ownership and mind-body control. Panel 3 continues with the younger woman discussing the historical basis and contemporary motivation in inheritance and real property law for sustaining those guilt-based concepts. Panel 4 returns to the older woman arranging flowers, concluding that she should have synthesized earlier that the battle of the sexes is warfare, and all warfare is class warfare.
@honeygloom.bsky.socialSep 24, 2026, 4:17 PM

A modern dancing plague, how do we cope when the horror becomes overwhelming?

#horrorsky #horror #fiction #psychology #eco #absurdist #political

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@simplebutnoteasy.bsky.socialSep 24, 2026, 8:59 AM

Where is this image physically located?
Simple But Not Easy
#webcomics #artsky #comics #philosophymemes #semantics #epistemology #absurdist #anti-humor

A four-panel black and white comic titled "SIMPLE BUT NOT EASY" featuring retro clip art. In Panel 1, a man holding his glasses sits next to a vintage computer setup while text asks where the location of what you are seeing is, noting the answer is simple but not easy. Panel 2 shows a woman typing at a desktop computer with text explaining that the image is not on the screen, but is physically located inside your head as brain activity. Panel 3 shows the man again next to an icon of a human brain with text stating you are experiencing a representation of the image rather than the image itself. Panel 4 displays a retro illustration of a magic lamp surrounded by sunburst rays, framed by the top and bottom text: "THE MORE YOU DON'T KNOW!!"
@honeygloom.bsky.socialSep 24, 2026, 12:45 AM

A new God, created from cat fur... is this a good idea?

#horrorsky #horror #fiction #psychology #eco #absurdist #specfic #surrealist

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@simplebutnoteasy.bsky.socialSep 23, 2026, 11:31 PM

Simple But Not Easy 3: Award for Worst Plan in Great Literature

#webcomics #artsky #comics #literaturememes #absurdist #anti-humor #HarryPotter #Shakespeare #literarycriticism

A four-panel black and white comic titled "SIMPLE BUT NOT EASY" featuring retro clip art in an awards show format. Panel 1 shows silhouetted actors on a staged set with curtains alongside text introducing the nominees for "Worst Plan represented in Great Literature". Panel 2 lists two nominees: "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, The 7 Potters Plan" above flying witch silhouettes, and "Romeo and Juliet, The Friar Lawrence Plan" beside an embracing couple. Panel 3 presents the third nominee—"Exodus, The Passover Plan X 100,000+"—above an award trophy display announcing the winner. Panel 4 displays a close-up of a large, realistic owl on a branch before a full moon, accompanied by the text "RIP Hedwig".
@honeygloom.bsky.socialSep 23, 2026, 4:17 PM

A new God, created from cat fur... is this a good idea?

#horrorsky #horror #fiction #psychology #eco #absurdist #specfic #surrealist

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@simplebutnoteasy.bsky.socialSep 23, 2026, 12:47 PM

Invariance under transformation.
Simple But Not Easy
#webcomics #artsky #comics #philosophymemes #semantics #linguistics #absurdist #anti-humor

A four-panel black and white comic titled "SIMPLE BUT NOT EASY" featuring retro clip art. In Panel 1, a couple embraces next to text defining "Love," "El Amor," and "愛" as words expressing great affection. Panel 2 shows retro figures hugging themselves alongside text explaining that expressing feelings is neither diminished nor enhanced by the delivery method. Panel 3 depicts a couple holding heart balloons with text defining "invariance under transformation" as it relates to meaning and messaging. In Panel 4, a man adjusting his glasses looks at the reader while text redefines the word "fuck" to mean "I appreciate," concluding with "Fuck you for reading this, truly".
@simplebutnoteasy.bsky.socialSep 22, 2026, 9:05 AM

Edge pieces are easy to identify, but you cannot see the full image until you complete the center.

Simple But Not Easy #1

#webcomics #artsky #comics #philosophymemes #philosophy #satire #absurdist #epistemology

A four-panel black and white comic titled "Simple But Not Easy" featuring retro clip art. A man in a suit analyzes jigsaw puzzles using dense, clinical language, describing them as early lessons in metaphysics and epistemology. The final panel shows a retro lamp illustration with the text "THE MORE YOU... DON'T KNOW!!"
@anycrap.bsky.socialSep 21, 2026, 10:00 AM

Mine runs the dishwasher backwards on leap years, so we're filing it as a dependent.

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#PerpetualMotionDeduction #absurdist

@intoyourhead.bsky.socialSep 20, 2026, 4:04 AM

Shorts 308: Lend Me a Head?

Absurd humour from Into Your Head podcast - IntoYourHead dot ie. #headtransplant #medicalethics #darkhumor #anatomy #darkcomedy #comedy #podcasts #absurd #kittens #podcasts #comedypodcasts #absurdist #

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