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We were having coffee
in the corner caff
Then I put my foot in it
An embarrassing old GAFFE

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When the weather’s hot
Look for somewhere cool to sit
Comfy and SHADY 😎

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Sit in the corner
You must wear the cone-shaped hat
You are just the DUNCE

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There is a weird guy named Mike
Who spends all his time on a bike
He rides round the park
And makes the dogs bark
We think he’s a bit of a PSYCH 🚲

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Why not get drunk on scrumpy? 🥴
Just open your mouth wider
Pour it out and gulp it down
That’s your pint of CIDER 🍺

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Aspiring Poet -this is tricky
And my chances do not bode well
I have got to write a poem
Ending with this answer -YODEL
(Hang on - I just did it!)

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Now plastic bottles have fixed lids
(Which some folks think is crap) 😡
It stops the top from rolling off
When you start to UNCAP 💦

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Contractors dig up the road
To fix a pipe or drain
Put it back too low and then-
It soon fills up with rain.
Lorries over-use a street
The surface gets real lumpy
Every time you drive down there
The journey is too BUMPY

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In the Army please behave
Try not to bet or wager
Stay out of trouble and of course
Salute the Sergeant MAJOR

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Seasons changed from day to day
Rain it came and gales they blew
Leaves just tumbled from the trees
Wind upon the paths leaves STREW

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Police and Prosecutors
Must work out every move
And clarify the evidence
So the Jury guilt can PROVE

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Looking back how things have changed
Like the years when we moved nimbly
And our memories were clear
Some things now remembered DIMLY🥴

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Espresso plus steamed milk and chocca
Together they make a hot MOCHA

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Some countries the people don’t have much.
Medicine and schooling they lack
They often don’t have running water
and are lucky to live in a SHACK

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Dodgy parking, big potholes
Cyclists who must weave
What things on roads piss you off?
And cause you to PEEVE 😤?

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Dodgy geezer lending money 💴
If they’re caught they’ll face a jury
What they’re doing is illegal 👮🏼
And the fancy word’s USURY 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Do you want to look real special?
Concentrate, don’t go all ditzy
High-heel shoes, a statement handbag,
What you’re going for is RITZY

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It is lovely to live near the Thames
To watch it just ripple and quiver
To see all the swans and the ducks
Paddling along the great RIVER

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Take a flight into Havana
For your holiday in Cuba
Visit famous La Cabana
Then the beach to try some SCUBA

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Noses can be pretty
Or broken like a punk
But the biggest of them all
Is Elephants’ huge TRUNK 🐘