Roll out the Big Lie; claim Donald Trump always won
Gaslight the yokels; we've got the truth on the run
Wreck trust in voting; ICE goons can make people fear
If we need an insurrection, our storm troops are here 5/5 (chorus)

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult

Trump Rally Polka (Roll Out the Big Lie) v1.5
[Will Glahe "Beer Barrel Polka (Roll Out The Barrel)"]

Trump's a ditz so it's a shit show
It's a propaganda blitz show
But his spineless Congress gits know
Fearless Leader always hits low 1/5

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult

Stand by our man
Ignore his constant lying
Support his fascist ruling plan
Stand by our man 4/5

Stand by our man
And show the world he owns us
Keep kissin' all the ass we can
Stand by our man 5/5

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult

Stand By Our Man (GOP song) v1.4
[Tammy Wynette "Stand By Your Man"]

Sometimes it's hard to be a Trump drone
Givin' all our love to one strongman
We vote for hard times to give him good times
Doin' crimes mere drones can't understand 1/5

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult

[Refrain:]
: Onward, spineless minions,
: Morally so blind!
: Cult fear makes us cower,
: Kissing Trump's behind! 2/8

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult

Onward, timid legislators, join the Trump cult dance,
Join his angry yokels in their mindless chants.
Shameless fraud and bankruptcy define Donald Trump,
But we spineless minions pander to his chumps. 7/8

[Refrain] 8/8

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult

GOP is on its knees
'Cause Trump's cult we can't displease
He's our El Supremo now, and we all must fawn and bow
We're his mindless worker bees 4/6

[Chorus] 5/6

We're Donny's clowns
Our Führer's clowns 6/6

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult

Donny's Clowns v1.1
[The Everly Brothers "Cathy’s Clown"]

[Chorus]
: Don't need our spines anymore
: Our Lincoln party's gone for sure
: And when we make our groveling sounds
: People see we're Donny's clowns 1/6

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult

There's money, sex, depravity.
Trump says he stayed away.
But smokescreen Epstein Fury war
Makes us consumers pay. 7/8

So check back every week my friends,
You're sure to get a smile,
Just watching Trump bullshit his cult
About that Pedophile Isle! 8/8

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult

That billionaire sex camp was held
On Jeffrey Epstein's isle.
But was Trump there, with other pals?
Did billionaires bring their wives?
A randy prince, others too?
Who romped on Pedophile Isle? 4/8

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult

The Ballad of Pedophile Isle v1.4
["The Ballad of Gilligan's Isle" theme for Gilligan's Island]

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of teen abuse,
Exposing pervert partying,
For which there's no excuse. 1/8

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult

[Verse 5]
Jeff's plane can bring you nearly there
A boat then shuttles to his lair
Where you can be some girl's nightmare
You're in Jeff Epstein's Hideaway, olé 7/7

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult

Jeff Epstein’s Hideaway (Trump's pal)
[Ella Fitzgerald "Hernando’s Hideaway"]

[Verse 1]
Trump knows an isolated place
Where horny billionaires can chase
Some shapely form or pretty face
It's called Jeff Epstein’s Hideaway, olé 1/7

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult

[Outro]
We must keep asking, why, why, oh America, why?
Will our shocking moral apathy let world order die?
Trump's GOP are spineless cowards he can buy
But Dems say, "We won't let democracy die!" 19/19

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult

[Chorus]
And we were screamin', why, why, oh America, why?
Did Trump's phony wealth and TV show help sell his big lies?
His MAGA cult has guys with guns standing by
Cryin', "Other voters don't like our guy
It's time to let democracy die" 9/19

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult

America, Why (Trump) v1.9
[Don McLean "American Pie"]

[Verse 1]
A long, long time ago
I can still remember how elections
Used to make me smile
And I knew if we used our votes
To separate the sheep from goats
Then decent people governed for a while 1/19
:
#TrumpSong #TrumpCult

[Verse 3]
Trump wants your blind devotion
He plays on your emotions
But can you change for your grandchildren's sake?
Will you still trust Trump tomorrow?
Or could you wake up tomorrow? 4/4

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult

Will You Still Trust Trump Tomorrow (MAGA) v1.2
[Carole King "Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow?"]

[Verse 1]
Trump had you fooled completely
You swallowed lies naively
Back then his MAGA bullshit fogged your eyes
But will you trust Trump tomorrow? 1/4

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult

[Verse 3]
You give abject devotion
But Trump needs more laws broken
Just grovel more so he won't know you think
And pray you'll be here tomorrow
Will Trump still need you tomorrow? 4/4

#TrumpSong #TrumpCult