Sid: Who owned the house before your father?

Tony: A butcher and before him it was a Doctor.

Sid: A Doctor eh? Did he discover anything?

Tony: Only that his wife was carrying on with the butcher!
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"One and ninepence ha'penny? I should have more than that on a Wednesday!

Cigarettes, half a pint of bitter last night; dinner, sweet and a cup of tea today, 1/11d.

This cost of living is getting ridiculous. Break into half a crown and there's nothing left!"
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