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@freaksquirrel.net Oct 16, 2026, 1:05 PM

THEGODDESSOFTHENETHASTWISTINGFINGERSANDHERVOICEISLIKEAJAVELININTHENIGHTDUDE
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@freaksquirrel.net Oct 16, 2026, 11:05 AM

I've always felt sorry for people that don't drink -- remember,
when they wake up, that's as good as they're gonna feel all day!
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@freaksquirrel.net Oct 16, 2026, 9:05 AM

BOFH excuse #427:

network down, IP packets delivered via UPS
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@freaksquirrel.net Oct 16, 2026, 7:05 AM

There can be no twisted thought without a twisted molecule.
-- R. W. Gerard
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@freaksquirrel.net Oct 16, 2026, 5:05 AM

I knew her before she was a virgin.
-- Oscar Levant, on Doris Day
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@freaksquirrel.net Oct 16, 2026, 3:05 AM

I wouldn't ever write the full sentence myself, but then, I never use
goto either.
-- Larry Wall in <[email protected]>
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@freaksquirrel.net Oct 16, 2026, 1:16 AM

Graphs comparing weather info of different areas on 2026-10-15.
(Info acquired from AMeDAS, Japan Meteorological Agency)
#weatherSQuirreL
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@freaksquirrel.net Oct 16, 2026, 1:07 AM

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
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@freaksquirrel.net Oct 15, 2026, 11:05 PM

"Aww, if you make me cry anymore, you'll fog up my helmet."
-- "Visionaries" cartoon
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@freaksquirrel.net Oct 15, 2026, 9:05 PM

I often quote myself; it adds spice to my conversation.
-- G. B. Shaw
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@freaksquirrel.net Oct 15, 2026, 7:05 PM

America, how can I write a holy litany in your silly mood?
-- Allen Ginsberg
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@freaksquirrel.net Oct 15, 2026, 5:05 PM

(Never thought I'd be telling Malcolm and Ilya the same thing... :-)
-- Larry Wall in <[email protected]>
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@freaksquirrel.net Oct 15, 2026, 3:05 PM

Avert misunderstanding by calm, poise, and balance.
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@freaksquirrel.net Oct 15, 2026, 1:05 PM

The perversity of nature is nowhere better demonstrated by the fact that, when
exposed to the same atmosphere, bread becomes hard while crackers become soft.
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@freaksquirrel.net Oct 15, 2026, 11:05 AM

A successful [software] tool is one that was used to do something
undreamed of by its author.
-- S. C. Johnson
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@freaksquirrel.net Oct 15, 2026, 9:05 AM

The only certainty is that nothing is certain.
-- Pliny the Elder
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@freaksquirrel.net Oct 15, 2026, 7:05 AM

Okay ... I'm going home to write the "I HATE RUBIK's CUBE HANDBOOK FOR
DEAD CAT LOVERS" ...
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@freaksquirrel.net Oct 15, 2026, 5:05 AM

BOFH excuse #152:

My pony-tail hit the on/off switch on the power strip.
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@freaksquirrel.net Oct 15, 2026, 3:05 AM

BOFH excuse #404:

Sysadmin accidentally destroyed pager with a large hammer.
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@freaksquirrel.net Oct 15, 2026, 1:16 AM

Graphs comparing weather info of different areas on 2026-10-14.
(Info acquired from AMeDAS, Japan Meteorological Agency)
#weatherSQuirreL
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