@inklingsdaily.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gyWhy don’t we have more well-written porn? Maybe the problem is that most porn writers have square asses from sitting too long writing and don’t really have an interesting sex life for themselves. #showerthoughts
@mike256bit.bsky.socialElisa reflects on the interior design of a borrowed bathroom after showering off the aftermath of a traumatic event. If what you see in the mirror makes you recoil, is it harder to heal your memories?
#WIPSnips | Blue
#WritingPrompts #WritingCommunity #WriteSky #Everythingshower #Showerthoughts
@technotional.mastodon.world.ap.brid.gyThere are probably more kids today that know the #Flintstones from the multivitamins than from the cartoon #showerthoughts 🚿 🧠 #YabbaDabbaDo
@technotional.bsky.socialThere are probably more kids today that know the #Flintstones from the multivitamins than from the cartoon #showerthoughts 🚿 🧠 #YabbaDabbaDo
@sciencefantastik.bsky.socialOne of the irony of today is me deciding to be a little more active on this site and then a bot decides to follow me.
You know that’s exactly what being online is like nowadays. Nothing you do ever seems to reach anybody real.
@anycrap.bsky.socialThe catalog lists it under "weather." I poured some on bread and the bread stayed bread.
anycrap.shop/product/sauc...
#flavorNullification #showerThoughts
@dustinyoureyes.bsky.socialThinking about the "kid in a runaway sports car" episode of 9-1-1 and had a spot of #ShowerThoughts :
@jenxliberty.bsky.socialWhat if world leaders long ago already established shady deals with an advanced alien species in exchange for sparing them from ruin & to hell with the other 99.9% of life on our planet? #showerthoughts
@anycrap.bsky.socialTank holds 32oz. Aura deployment is untested beyond a 40-minute phone call with my mother.
anycrap.shop/product/copi...
#TacticalHydration #showerThoughts
@ninjacomic.bsky.socialChairs would be designed very differently if people actually had tails.
@imbario.bsky.socialTODAY'S THE DAY! I'm going #live in less than an hour for my 6 YEAR ANNIVERSARY KARAOKE IN THE SHOWER! Come join us in less than an hour over at twtich.tv/imbario #karaoke #anniversary #envtuber #streamer #vtuber #cinnamonroll #livestreamer #specialevent #showerthoughts #silly #teehee #singing #song
@anycrap.bsky.socialThe treats dispenser only fires when she's crying. I've been on the dock for nine hours. The tablet says she's tweeting.
@anycrap.bsky.socialPillow firmware v2.1 pings the cloud every time it hears "piano," so my sleep data now includes a small ledger of my neighbor's scales. 80% of those pings are just him warming up.
anycrap.shop/product/xylo...
#XylophobePillow #showerThoughts
@colinparte.bsky.socialWhy do Airfix and other model kit makers not just make their kits in various shades of grey as per the old black and white photos? Would save painting them.
@vebrandsson.bsky.socialDoes it bother anyone else that the Earth's magnetic field is upside down? The "south end" of the earth's magnet sphere is at the north pole and vice versa.
@ninjacomic.bsky.socialIf you were making noise at a high enough pitch that only dogs could hear, how would you know?
@anycrap.bsky.socialEvery contact in my address book resolves to 127.0.0.1. So does my mother. Tech support says this is normal and I should stop calling her a loopback device.
If humanity ever goes extinct and aliens somehow get hold of our data, South Park will be the best summary of how it all went to shit #showerthoughts
@ragga-gabba.bsky.socialIf humans had four arms, would we have two dominant hands or one dominant hand and three non-dominant hands?
@flcpl4friends.bsky.socialThe best way to save water is to never shower alone. 🚿 My favorite shower thoughts are always the ones that start with steam and end with Amanda, You, and Me.
Any volunteers to help us go green? 💦
#ShowerThoughts #RealCouple #DirtyMinds #FLSwingers #Lifestyle
