You're On Mute is a dark developer tee for standups: silent confidence, zero sound, and the diagnosis everyone already knows. Ships to US & Canada.

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AI Babysitter is a dark developer-humor t-shirt for the person keeping generated code on a short leash and calling it workflow. Ships to US & Canada.

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Under Repair — The final R needs a jack. Under Repair is a developer tee for personal maintenance with no completion estimate. Ships to US & Canada.

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Room for One More — A bear pulls up a chair for a squirrel with one acorn to share. Room for One More is a Thanksgiving tee about belonging. Ships to US & Canada.

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Hollow Weight — Hyperion’s density is only a little more than half that of water. NASA suggests gaps inside its icy structure could help explain it. A battered moon beside Saturn, with more room inside than its cratered face lets on.

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Bring the one acorn. The Thanksgiving table has a bear willing to pull up a chair and a squirrel with something small to share. Nobody is measuring the offering. The important part is that someone made room before you had to ask.

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Out Of Context — Letters escape their selection box. Out Of Context: a tee for developers whose remarks need the rest of the thread. Ships to US & Canada.

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There’s a moment at Thanksgiving when carrying dessert becomes the whole job. A proud turkey, an oversized pumpkin pie, one leaning peak of whipped cream. Everyone can admire it once it reaches the table. For now, clear a path.

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Pie Delivery, Coming Through — A turkey balances an oversized pumpkin pie on this Thanksgiving tee for dessert lovers. The whipped cream leans. Ships to US & Canada.

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Nobody Knows How It Works — One tiny brace. The whole system. A developer tee for everyone who knows not to touch it. Ships to US & Canada.

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IT DEPENDS balances on a gold beam and tiny blue pivot. A tee for developers whose answer needs more context. Ships to US & Canada.

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STILL PROCESSING fills like a progress bar, then stops short. A tee for developers whose thoughts need another minute. Ships to US & Canada.

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Fast Dock — Dragon, rocket, station, hatch—the orbital chase in one clean spaceflight tee for crew-mission followers. Ships to US & Canada.

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Four Hours Away — Imagine leaving Earth and reaching the space station just four hours later. NASA lists that as a possible launch-to-arrival time. An orbital rendezvous can fit inside an ordinary afternoon.

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Ship It Anyway — Warnings logged. Deadline logged. The decision breaks through anyway. A deadpan developer tee for the release-minded. Ships to US & Canada.

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Not A Robot — A checked box certifies the least reliable witness: the wearer. A Not A Robot tee for internet culture and AI-era humans. Ships to US & Canada.

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Night Light — Somewhere in the Halloween bedtime routine, a sleepy bat has tucked into a knitted sleeping bag, upside down. The little jack-o’-lantern is on night-light duty. Even the things that go bump need someone to leave a light on.

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Trained On My Posts is a dark developer-humor tee for the AI era: casual feed debris, quietly promoted to training material. Ships to US & Canada.

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Outside Job — Two bright suits turn the ISS into an open-orbit workshop—an Outside Job tee for spaceflight devotees. Ships to US & Canada.

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Session Expired — An hourglass hides in EXPIRED. A tee for developers whose session and availability have both ended. Ships to US & Canada.

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