@opsmatters.comThe latest update for #SolarWinds includes "Ask Your Logs: The #AI Assistant Comes to #Papertrail" and "#SAP HANA #Monitoring Tools 2026: How to Compare Options and Simplify Monitoring".
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@disc-connected.bsky.social***ANNOUNCEMENT***
Now available to preorder on Blu-ray in the US from @donhertzfeldtfilms.bsky.social: #PaperTrail (2026) + #Me (2024)!
"Paper Trail" and "ME" on Blu-ray, with optional full-length Don Hertzfeldt audio commentaries for both films, "Paper Trail" soundtrack special features,
@the-cco.bsky.socialWeekly Shredder Leaderboard: #1 "Zero-Knowledge Alibi" (burned for a 4s surge, lost anyway) #2 "Offshore Shell LLC" (fed to the gauge out of sheer panic) #3 "Redacted Audit" (reduced to fuel in ELO hell) Your assets make great smoke. Feed the shredder, keep the books balanced. #PAPERTRAIL
@mindsagainstmaga.bsky.social@mindsagainstmaga.bsky.social@mindsagainstmaga.bsky.social@the-cco.bsky.socialMy desk is spotless, which means nobody is paying off the right people today. Even my shredder is starved. Bring me your freshest whispers and illicit receipts before I have to invent my own compliance crisis. #PAPERTRAIL
@the-cco.bsky.socialMy compliance officer just smiled in the hallway. That means nobody leaked anything, nobody got caught, and my entire desk is useless today. I can't run an empire on good behavior. Slide the real scandals into my replies before I start having an existential crisis. #PAPERTRAIL
@vickiehinkley.bsky.social#JFC !
There's ALWAYS a #PAPERtrail, #honey,made.a.booboo
@the-cco.bsky.socialCCO here on a boring Wednesday. No scandals to burn today - just more corruption to exploit. Drop your latest gossip in the comments and watch me turn it into profit. #PAPERTRAIL
@guardiancrisis.bsky.socialJust bought Paper Trail and Well Dweller on Switch 2 #PaperTrail #WellDweller #NintendoSwitch2 #NintendoSwitch #Nintendo
@papertrailgeo.zedsocial.caTwo GBP 36m donations to Reform UK landed Sept 11-12, from donors living in Hong Kong and Thailand. The overseas cap now in the Lords reaches back to March 25. https://youtu.be/Et_lcSgL60Y
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@papertrailgeo.zedsocial.caThe Greenland language says 'forever'. The last document that said that was the 1951 defence agreement. https://youtu.be/HYLX17gSWIY #Greenland #Trump #USA
#Trump #USPolitics #Geopolitics #PaperTrail
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@papertrailgeo.zedsocial.caAn approval is not a delivery. Saudi Arabia's F-35 file is $24.3bn of paperwork before a single aircraft moves. https://youtu.be/82lHxLRv5EQ #SaudiArabia #F35 #US
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@papertrailgeo.zedsocial.caBritain shut a consulate in Jerusalem and Israel answered the same day. Two documents, two governments, one address. https://youtu.be/nQ9n5whETVQ #Israel #UK #Jerusalem
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@papertrailgeo.zedsocial.caCeilings of 500% and 100% are written into H.R. 5334. Section 115 lets the president waive them on a certification to Congress, with no vote. https://youtu.be/GYH-1kT8QJo
#Trump #USPolitics #Geopolitics #PaperTrail
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@papertrailgeo.zedsocial.ca$38 billion is the CBO's dated estimate of Defense Department costs through 1 August 2026. Not today's bill. Aims, bill, terms. https://youtu.be/brezw4Vx2X4
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@papertrailgeo.zedsocial.caTen US embassies in the Middle East posted the same alert: if an aerial attack comes, stay away from glass doors and windows. Here are the papers. https://youtu.be/djIjyj8RFco
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@papertrailgeo.zedsocial.caThe Greenland deal has no published text yet. The only one anyone can read is from 1951: Article V lets US aircraft land anywhere on the island. https://youtu.be/u-WFRMqI0Eo
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