Careful kids. Don't be too noisy in the back seat when we're coming up to... the scary bridge. That's right. It's the bridge where... the fright happens. The only way to remain unspooked is to not tell your mom I gave you McDonalds for dinner four nights in a row

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Barbosa the Reddit Shower Thoughts Pirate: You'd best start believing in skeletons... one's in you

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Human collective consciousness implies a vast wellspring of unrealised psychic potential. Somewhere out there, in potentia, waits every monster we ever dreamed of. A shadow's edge away, there really is a flying purple people eater. And its one great eye is fixed upon us

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Well in this day and age one doesn't really "keep" a crypt so much as the crypt keeps you. Keeps you barely financially solvent, ha, ha, just my little joke. Wine?

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Guy at the door says he's here for your knuckles. He's got one of those, you know, like a shepherd's crook? No I don't know how he'd – no he says it's not for the knuckles, it's part of a broader motif. Look I don't care, you come argue with him about it. So these knuckles,
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for sale. baby shoes. haunted

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The faceless shadow who stands behind me in the mirror and helps put my tie on straight just won't stop talking about its nootropic stack. Kind of a tricky situation. Like I'm happy you've found something that works for you guy but stop trying to push it on me

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Can of insecticide... but for humans! Homicide,

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You hear? They found the guy all the jack-o-lanterns are based on. They say that now that he's caught, they're going to roll out a new and spookier seasonal vegetable. What? No I didn't ask. A medical condition I assume. Uh huh. Well I guess it could be coke

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The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Beast

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Hidden away in the attic up a set of stairs that my legs no longer have the strength to ascend: The portrait of my calves that just keep getting flabbier and paler even as my own calves appear to be supernaturally tight and tanned

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The middle-aged vampire poster: My doctor said I can only have one chalice of blood a day... but he didn't say how big of a chalice... [AI-generated image of an unliftably huge cup labelled 'blood']

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I accidentally got in the teleporter with a blowfly but fortunately it just swapped our back muscles. And I tell you what this fly has some TRAPS
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Actually, I think you'll find, a certain "Mister Hitchcock", has a thing, or two to say about, "Angry Birds",

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couple of local kids staked Dracula. he turned into a cloud to get away and they vaped him. most fucked up thing... they straight up vaped him man. i don't even know if it was malice, it was like they were just operating on instinct. weren't filming a tiktok or nothing.
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They're making a new Pokemon game where you work in an abattoir
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Saw a telepresence robot deep in the woods, far off the trails. It was lodged in a mire. Slowly sinking. There was nobody on the video feed but the robot begged me for help. I just watched. It offered me gold, rare incenses, wealth beyond imagining, answers. Makes you think
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R. L. Stine returns for his first novel in ten years! Nightmare on Scream Lane will join such works as Fear Street, Ghosts of Fear Street, A Shocker on Shock Street, Escape Nightmare Crescent, Scary Road of Screams, and the long-awaited Nightmare on Nightmare Street.
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Even scarier praying mantis that chews her partner's head off while mating but then shouts absolutely lurid invective down the neckhole
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i have become a gameshow host. that's right. i have been parasitised by a gameshow and hundreds of its young crawl beneath my skin
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