explore | Grilled Cheese

Why don’t bicycles like parties? They hate getting two-tired. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a ghost’s true love? Their ghoul-mate. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

I am going to wedgie the absolute HELL out of this Dog

Pixie the creative director is keeping me company this morning.

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a cat who loves comedies? A purrformer. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room? The living room. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What are the Friday plans? 🤔
#hot #friday #nerd

Why don’t skeletons ever break up? They have great chemistry. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don’t flamingos play poker? They hate having their feathers ruffled. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a fish in a tuxedo? Sofishticated. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Thank you all who popped into stream this evening, it was a blast.... Back on Tuesday as we will finish off Gears of War: E-Day!

Untill then, have a great rest of your week 😊😊

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What’s a pirate’s favorite instrument? The sea-shanty-tar. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a cow who plays a musical instrument? A moo-sician. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer