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@eliasgysahl.bsky.socialOct 15, 2026, 2:54 AM

Woodwerkin' 🪵🪚
#gpose #catboy #mycollarsbluebutmyneckisred

Eli (with his nub excitedly twitching):
"I reckon this here is the finest carpentry I dun ever laid my eyes on, gentlemen!
This reminds me of the time I had this mighty oak that was overgrown back in the yard behind the ranch. Woo boy, was that sucker was big. Bigger than a fat-bellied goobbue after his seaside lunch in the summertime, I’m here to tell ya.
Anyway, what was I sayin’? Ah, yeah that’s right. This is some mighty fine sculptin that y’all are doin’ down here in the carpentry shop. I daresay I may need to come visit more often. Sad news is my schedule been so busy lately, it has me runnin’ ā€˜round like a baby chocobo chick with its feathers in a twist. Did y’all ever hear about them Silver Chocobo Feathers? I heard some fellers got a hold of ā€˜um some kinda way, but I never heard of no silver chocobo before, and I’m something of an expert when it comes to the birds. I love them chickies almost as much as I love the art of wood sculptin’. That reminds me, I also do enjoy some good ol’ botany. I reckon I could fetch y’all some lumber if y’all ever runnin’ on short. Just give me a holler and I’ll be here quicker than a spring chick on a-"

Receptionist: "Seven hells! What is that" (in reference to Eli's nub)

Nearby Carpenter's Guild member: "I warned you about letting reckless Miqo’te near the sawmills. Did I not warn you?"