What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

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Why was the rowing team so good at exams?

They always pulled together.

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What do you call a dinosaur that's good with money?

A budget-saurus — very thrifty with its nest egg!

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Why did the student bring scissors to class?

He wanted to cut class.

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Why did the VPN never get caught telling lies?

It always covered its tracks.

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What do you call a wolf that meditates?

Aware wolf.

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Why don't mummies take vacations?

They're afraid they'll relax and unwind!

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Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it's too far to walk.

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Why did the car go to school?

To improve its drive!

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What do you call an Easter egg that can't keep secrets?

A blabber-yolk!

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What did the tree say to spring?

What a re-leaf!

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What did the surgeon say to the patient who complained about their stitches?

Suture self.

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How do you organize a party in space?

You planet!

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What do you call a robot that takes the long way home?

A R2-Detour.

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Why did the car sit in the shade?

It didn't want its paint to peel out!

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Shout out to my grandma, that's the only way she can hear.

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Why did the construction worker break up with the calculator?

He couldn't count on it anymore!

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Why did the piggy bank go to the gym?

To build up its balance!

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My landlord told me we need to talk about my heating bill.

I said sure, my door is always open.

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What did the title page say to the table of contents?

You're always so full of yourself — listing everything you've got!

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