@a-drunk-author.bsky.socialI met a coworker a year ago. He was so proud that he was working on an AI project to eliminate 20 jobs.
He got the news this morning that due to this work, the company is sending all the work his department did to another country. He's been offered a nice severance package.
#morningcommune #aisucks
@a-drunk-author.bsky.socialAh, the Saw franchise, the original SAO
@a-drunk-author.bsky.socialThoughts are dangerous. That's why I prefer hoes.
#morningcommute #morningcommune #lemongrasslime #titos #thoughtsandprayers #thotsandprayers
@a-drunk-author.bsky.socialI'm sorry for reporting you to HR. I thought "stakeholder awareness" meant vampire hunting and thought you were discriminating against the living-impaired.
#Britishblend #volka #stakeholdermanagement #hrviolation #morningcommute #morningcommune
@a-drunk-author.bsky.socialMy idea of a happy ending massage is the lady pops my brain out of my skull, kneads it like dough, gives it a bath of pickle brine, and then takes it home for her hoard of eldritch spawn.
#Britishblend #baileys #supportsinglemoms #morningcommute #morningcommune