Sometimes I wonder whether my #puns and wordplay are too opaque or old fashioned for this place 😊

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Sometimes I wonder whether my #puns and wordplay are too opaque for this place 😊

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Had to cancel my ‘Brideshead Revisited’ lecture tour of German universities.

Apparently it’s bad form to mention the Waugh.

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My mate is a Vegan cannibal, he’s struggling with his diet as he can only eat Toefu. #LunchPun

Never walk behind grouse, phesant or quail. You've got to stay ahead of the game.

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If we're going to elope we should put our phones on flight mode

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My friend is so good at tricking people, he's a super duper duper. #Lunchpun

The plate I got from the supermarket nearly broke when I put my rucksack of Kurt Russell DVDs on it

Bag troubling Lidl china?

Among other classics, yes.

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The Inspiral Carpets have released a new album.

It's available on all floor mats.

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Just met a dyslexic genius with a Brian the size of a planet.

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My agent contacted me about a part in Casualty, I was so excited until I found out I would just be in the background getting treated for a broken arm.

Initially I was furious but I suppose at least I'm in the cast

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#LunchPun #badjokethursday I read about a man who drove his car into a building where a judge was presiding over a criminal trial. It was an unusual episode of Court on Dashcam.

Sad trombone noise. #InversneckyCafe #Aberdeen #AberdeenBeach #Inversnecky #Halloween #LunchPun

My mate had a retro-plate spinning act.
The inaugural tour of Greece was probably
a mistake.
#joke #funny #jokes #LunchPun

My mother in law phoned this morning in a panic.
She said "I think I've broken my arm, what should I do?"
I told her to sling it!

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If you're going to go around dissing the Brandenburg Concertos then I'm almost certainly going to clap Bach.

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Weirdly, if you switch around some of the letters in “the sack”, and you’re a postman, that’s what you get.

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For a butterfly to complete its full life cycle from egg to adult, it takes about one moth.

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I’ve invented a set of mechanical dentures for Vampires.
It’s a new fangled device. #LunchPun

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Abraham Lincoln accused General Lee of stealing his posh cutlery, that's what started the American silverware.