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Did you hear about the man who got cooled to absolute zero? He’s 0K now.

A Yummy #DadJoke 😜 #DaddingHarder #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #dad #joke #jokes #pun #puns #comedy #fun

The ceramicist was delighted when her new pottery line created a big stir. #JokeOfTheDay

The ceramicist was delighted when her new pottery line created a big stir. #JokeOfTheDay

An Old #DadJoke 😜 #DaddingHarder #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #dad #joke #jokes #pun #puns #comedy #fun

The archery coach was praised for his straight-shooting advice. #JokeOfTheDay

The archery coach was praised for his straight-shooting advice. #JokeOfTheDay

A Staged #DadJoke 😜 #DaddingHarder #jokeoftheday #dadjokes #dad #joke #jokes #pun #puns #comedy #fun

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A Buddhist monk approaches a hotdog stand and says “make me one with everything”.

#ReadersDigest #JokeOfTheDay, good one.
Actually in Germany it´s not mandatory to #WearADamnMask anymore, but I still do it if I have any symptoms or a cold or of a bronchitis et cetera.
#CovidIsNotOver
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@clevelandclinic.bsky.social @mayoclinic.org @hanlon.bsky.social

The watchmaker was awarded a prize for his timely contributions to science. #JokeOfTheDay

The watchmaker was awarded a prize for his timely contributions to science. #JokeOfTheDay

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The vendor makes the hot dog and hands it to the Buddhist monk, who pays with a $20 bill.
The vendor puts the bill in the cash box and closes it.
“Excuse me, but where’s my change?” asks the Buddhist monk.
The vendor replied, “Change must come from within.”

The origami instructor had to quit because the workload was piling up in folds. #JokeOfTheDay

The origami instructor had to quit because the workload was piling up in folds. #JokeOfTheDay

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Ask yourself if an internal monologue is right for you.

The trampoline park owner was thrilled when profits bounced back. #JokeOfTheDay

The trampoline park owner was thrilled when profits bounced back. #JokeOfTheDay

I thought about opening a store for left-handed people, but it was very sinister. #JokeOfTheDay

I thought about opening a store for left-handed people, but it was very sinister. #JokeOfTheDay