I certainly hope that someone in the news biz has spent the past 20 hours or so assembling a (at least) 90 minute video of #IlDouche mocking people, calling them names, and abusing them, including many people he does not know and has never met.

So #IlDouche completely ignores this whilst at the same time his government is betraying the Ukrainian people by essentially shutting off their military use of #SpaceKaren's Starlink and not sharing intelligence about Russian missile launches.
#SomeMightCallItTreason

This may appear trivial but shouldn't have #IlDouche known that was paralysed before he signed off on the death warrant and isn't an act of malpractice for his staff to allow that to occur?

#IlDouche admits that he doesn't know what the word 'agreement' means; file that next to 'consent'.

I'm pretty sure #IlDouche has started playing for the other side if you catch my drift.

Why does #IlDouche have an Italian lawyer? Why doesn't he have a real American lawyer?

I have long argued that we should not be comparing #IlDouche to Hitler but rather to Mussolini (hence my nickname). They are/were both brutish oafs, not that smart but ruthless and unconstrained by any meaningful ideology or morality.

I'm starting to think maybe #Stalin is more on point.

Breaking news: "Donald J Trump fails to win the #NobelPeacePrize yet again!"

A note to all of the actual workers in the White House, Mar-a-Lago, and wherever else #IlDouche is going to be this weekend: hide the fucking ketchup - all of it - NOW! He's going to be big mad!

With #IlDouche and the sychophants in charge this "permanent presence" will presumably be composed of dead astronauts and crashed landing modules.

Via @blooms-ghost.bsky
Reports that, following this morning's #NobelPrizeForLiterature announcement, #IlDouche is planning new 10,000% tariffs on Canadian poetry cannot be confirmed at this time.

I don't know about you, and I can't attest to the reliability of this source from local news in Colorado, but it sure sounds like #IlDouche and his minions are plotting a #Coup.

Reports that, following this morning's #NobelPrizeForLiterature announcement, #IlDouche is planning new 10,000% tariffs on Canadian poetry cannot be confirmed at this time.

FAO #IlDouche. No. No you can't. No you can't motherfucker.

#NoGods
#NoMasters
#NoMotherfuckingKings

Got it?

Meanwhile in Strasbourg #IlDouche gets the full gold leaf treatment in the form of a less than flattering statue of himself outside the European Parliament building.

#IlDouche can talk the talk but he won't walk the walk. On second thought, having listened to enough of his drivel from the weekend he doesn't seem to be able to talk the talk anymore either.

I promised to track #IlDouche's #ImpeachableOffences through the election. I fear that I'm already failing. That said I think that this one statement from the weekend is really enough. Anyone who votes against should be forced to explain how the sacrifice of 15 million Americans was a small price

Maybe #IlDouche is a hard worker after all.