"Vul! You recognize him. This is your uncle - death."
"Do you call him Uncle Death?"
"Yes." #DnD5e #Heckna

"Okay. So, you're making me google 'pimp coat'..."

GOING GREAT

#DnD5e #Heckna

"As strange as it sounds, you fireballing the party really came in clutch, thank you." #DnD5e #Heckna

"You have been troublesome."
"It was intentional!"
"Yes. It was a compliment."
"Oh. Thank you!"

But we're all very polite. #DnD5e #Heckna

"Can you boost this save? it'd be bad if you failed."
Player, brightly: "I did fail!"

Going great! #DnD5e #Heckna

"Telekinetic ape shove" is the name of my next band.

#DnD5e #Heckna

"By going down, you saved the party from a legendary action."
"Hooray! I'm helping!"

#DnD5e #Heckna

"I encourage you to be jerks" - the GM

Boss battle is going great #DnD5e #Heckna

"Strange clown man who I don't know! We have come here to retrieve important things. Give them to us and we shall depart." #DnD5e #Heckna

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Kill me in your own time." #DnD5e #Heckna

"Don't panic though! I mean, do panic a little. Just over there." #DnD5e #Heckna

"I will allow this. You are a monkey in a jumpsuit." #DnD5e #Heckna

"Vul, show him the hammer we only got because we ignored him?"
"This is the Party Pooper." #DnD5e #Heckna

"Oh, oh. Are you a drug addict? Sure, we can trade drugs." #Heckna #DnD5e

"Lit up at the top of the screen: Lute Champion."
"Is that with a U-T-E?"
"Yes."
"My time has come." #DnD5e #Heckna

"You should be careful with that."
"Sorry, what?"
"...You should be careful about doing too many drugs?"
"...what?"

#DnD5e #Heckna

"I just want to save people. I'm sorry if that's controversial."

We're the heroes!

#DND5e #Heckna

"But we're taking the banana with us, right?" #DnD5e #Heckna

*in combat*

"Gaspard slams the floor angrily and takes off his pants." #DnD5e #Heckna

"Do you want to put tickets in my ticket hole?" #DnD5e #Heckna