My Wiccan aunt is writing a story about an emotional support hen that has finally been accepted into a witches group
It's a coven ready chicken
@tjttotal.bsky.social
@tjttotal.bsky.socialMy Wiccan aunt is writing a story about an emotional support hen that has finally been accepted into a witches group
It's a coven ready chicken
@tjttotal.bsky.socialMy agent contacted me about a part in Casualty, I was so excited until I found out I would just be in the background getting treated for a broken arm.
Initially I was furious but I suppose at least I'm in the cast
@tjttotal.bsky.socialMulti instrumentalist Mike Oldfield is releasing a concept album about football, tennis, and golf.
Tubular Balls
@tjttotal.bsky.socialMy eccentric aunt collects different types of buckets some going back thousands of years.
She calls herself a Paileontologist
@igottatrythis.bsky.socialSome say they grow on trees but this one looks to be fully dilated and ready to pop šš
#havealaugh
@tjttotal.bsky.socialIn the 70s Stevie Wonder tried to launch a range of military grade protective clothing made entirely from fruit fibres.
My Cherry Armour
@tjttotal.bsky.socialMy niece is always online at this time of the year posting her coughs, sneezes, and shivers
She is a social media influenza
@motivatedjay.bsky.socialThey finally made a car light specifically for the haters & the tailgaters! š I got it & love this light link.amazon/B05cjTpGU
#Cargadgets #Bsky #FunnyVideo #pranker #viralvideo #lol #humor #musthave #fun #carlovers #gift #product #havealaugh #lmao #greathumor #carlovers #forthehaters #FunnyClip
@tjttotal.bsky.socialMy paleontologist aunt once shut down an expensive dig as she believed a bone she found contained a dinosaur jaw with a dangerous virus.
But it was just a fossil arm
@tjttotal.bsky.socialI once had issues with Hypochondria and it caused the break up of my long term relationship with a wonderful radiology nurse due to a serious misunderstanding when, at a noisy nite club, I asked if she would MRI me!
@tjttotal.bsky.socialMy eccentric uncle once invented a device he claimed could calculate the chance of fun in any pub he entered
He called it a Barometer
@tjttotal.bsky.socialWho was the sultan who fought back against the Crusaders and afterwards promoted meals of fresh vegetables and fruits drizzled with a variety of delicious dressings?
Salad In
@tjttotal.bsky.socialMaxwell House and Folgers have teamed up to launch a range of flavoured lozenges for those with a cold or flu
Coffee Sweets
@tjttotal.bsky.socialThey have announced a new movie based on the discovery that 2 Roman emperors died of a corona virus variant
Covidus coming soon
@tjttotal.bsky.socialMy very eccentric uncle keeps getting banned from building sites after entering them and using a gel covered finger to check the building materials
He claims he is allowed that he is a blocktologist
@wayneepoo.bsky.social#takeabreak #havealaugh #joke
#funny
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@tjttotal.bsky.socialNow I'm not saying that running a bird sanctuary is expensive but everywhere I look
Bills, bills,bills
@tjttotal.bsky.socialMy eccentric aunt is launching a new range of sweet treats made from the seeds of the cacao tree and the excretion of pine trees
Chocolate Resins
@tjttotal.bsky.socialMy aunt is a doctor who unusually specialises in removing coins stuck in tourists who have visited France, Italy, Germany, and The Netherlands
She describes herself as a...
Eurosurgeon
@tjttotal.bsky.socialMega author Dan Brown has announced his new book is based on the mystery behind Leonardo's sketch of a fish
Coming soon
The Da Vinci Cod