"Here, granddaughter; use this for comparison to all the men courting you. This, and not witchcraft, is how the women in our family avoid the curse of the Victorian bride." #GirlsOwnCC

"When Mama takes your other hand, we will close the circuit and five thousand amperes of invigorating current will pass through your body!"

"And you're sure this is healthy?"

"Oh yes. We've done this for dozens of AI salesmen and not one has ever complained." #girlsowncc

"...and then a step to the
ri-i-iy-i-i-ght."

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“I’ve just taken the flashlight out of his pocket dear, he wasn’t pleased to see you.”

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"Marie, this is Mister Herald."

"((actually, miss, it's bob lords.))"

"((don't argue with mum, or you'll never hear the end of it.))"

"Hm, yes, pleased to meet you."

"Can Marie just call you Phil?"

"Sigh. Don't see why not."

#GirlsOwnCC #Marie #Phil #Bob

Fig a. Still from 'What The Butler Saw 2: Delphine Does Downton'.

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#girlsowncc “Ladies, permit me to demonstrate a dance designed for three! I call it the jive and I think it may catch on”, said Archibald, having failed to determine whether Alice or Celia was more likely to be the woman of his dreams

“I know his eyes are a bit odd, Mama, but apparently all the Counts in Transylvania are like that.” #GirlsOwnCC

"How happy could I be with either, were t'other dear charmer away"
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#GirlsownCc
Archibald declared the game of Rock Paper scissors null and void after Lady Hyacinth produced a torch, and Miss Amelia waved a toilet brush.

So, thought Henry, it's either an old lady with a beard or a younger one wearing a dressing gown cord and feathers for shoulders...this blind date malarkey is a little rough 🤔
#GirlsOwnCC

Be careful what you say, Gerald. Grandma can be very quick with her new electric cattle prod!
#GirlsOwnCC

But we've only got a couple of weeks before the government bans this sort of thing.
#GirlsOwnCC

Come now Emily, someone must have given Grandmama the detonator and stick of dynamite.

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"Effie, your mother's drawing on the walls again. It took days to remove her tags from the parlour last time, she will insist on using crayon"

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“I see that the infamous phantom badly spelt graffiti artist has struck again”… #GirlsOwnCC

“Now then, ladies, let’s have a good clean contest. No gouging, no kicking, no spitting, no hitting below the belt”
“ *sighs* Why must you insist on saying that before EVERY game of cribbage, Jeffrey?”… #GirlsOwnCC

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The dowager Lady Higginbottom could never trust a man who wore eye make up.
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