Hannah and Paige end up debating household labor and gender roles, including the revelation that Des does Hannah’s laundry. The Gigglers somehow turn chores into a full feminist discussion, which feels exactly right. #GigglySquad

Paige and Hannah recap dinner with their parents, including martinis, shrimp, and Paige watching her dad ignore the number one gout rule in real time. Family dinner apparently needed both cocktails and medical supervision. #GigglySquad

Paige spends part of the episode campaigning for Hannah to get bangs, specifically a Daisy Edgar-Jones-style curtain bang. Hannah remains concerned that bangs may interfere with her self-appointed sex-goddess brand. #GigglySquad

Hannah and Paige get into the Dancing With the Stars voting drama after Sierra’s elimination, arguing that improvement doesn’t always save you when fans assume a middle-of-the-pack favorite is safe. #GigglySquad

Paige and Hannah relive sending Conan O’Brien pigs in a blanket at dinner, only for him to return the favor by paying for their dessert. Networking, but make it carbs and comedy. #GigglySquad

Paige and Hannah recap their SiriusXM upfronts adventure, from a fake PowerPoint to unexpectedly riffing with Conan O’Brien. Apparently corporate networking gets easier when Conan starts doing bits with you. #GigglySquad

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Paige gets Hannah hooked on Real Housewives of London and now they’re obsessed with British women brutally insulting each other, apologizing and doing it again five minutes later. Paige even broke out the VPN for more episodes. That is Bravo commitment. #GigglySquad

Paige puts on a murder documentary while Hannah gets a massage, falls asleep for two and a half hours, then wakes up to discover the massage is STILL happening. Three hours later, Hannah’s body has apparently revealed enough history to qualify as a medical documentary. #GigglySquad

We learn Hannah was FULL theater kid before tennis took over. Her drama teacher begged her parents not to pull her out, and seventh-grade Hannah once played a pregnant Irish prostitute who DIED. Suddenly the career trajectory makes perfect sense. #GigglySquad

Hannah unexpectedly turns Giggly Squad into comedy school, teaching the rule of three, misdirection, tension and callbacks. Paige immediately looks like a student who forgot there was a quiz. Finally, education that might actually help at brunch. #GigglySquad

Hannah and Paige are NOT here for Pete Davidson coming after women and influencers for making money. Their take? Why are you mad that advertising dollars are going directly to women building their own businesses? Pick another battle. #GigglySquad

Paige sends her mom an outfit for the SiriusXM upfronts and gets back, “I just think everyone will make fun of you.” Nothing can humble a fashion girl faster than her own mother. The tailor is on standby and the spiral is officially underway. #GigglySquad

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Paige says Khloé Kardashian gave her a tiny Jesus figurine after appearing on her podcast, plus a gift box for Kitty. Hannah’s conclusion: Paige and Khloé share the same love language, gifts and Jesus. Honestly, that tracks. #GigglySquad

Paige loved school dances so much she worried adulthood would never compare. Hannah wanted her mom to pick her up. Paige was dancing hard enough to get threatened with a phone call home. Somehow both childhood experiences make perfect sense. #GigglySquad

Paige and Hannah rewatch The Swan through adult eyes and are HORRIFIED. What they remembered as chaotic makeover TV involved extreme procedures, isolation and women discovering they were suddenly in a beauty pageant. Early reality TV was truly lawless. #GigglySquad