...because what could possibly go wrong if we ditch people's privacy?!

#Flock CEO defends surveillance technology amid national backlash: 'We shouldn't pause progress' techcrunch.com/2026/10/14/f...

#FML #privacy

P.S. What's next? AI precogs? 😔

I forgot to put my washing machine's drain outlet hose in the sink and so had to spend the next few early hours of the morning mopping up my flooded kitchen and living room; please clap #FML

*sigh* it appears that fortune has other plans for me. The #warcraftforever beta is down for an extended time and I can not brain enough to think of an alternative on the spot. So I'm embarrassed to say I've got to cancel stream again. #vtuber #fml

I've been wanting watermelon as a tism craving
Buys a melon thru delivery service
Melon acquired
Cuts open melon
...?
It's fizzy and smells off?
Tastes melon
"And that's when he knew, he done fucked up"
Angrily chucks ROTTEN watermelon into trash
#fml #food #cravings

Having a Giant, Supersized Red Bull. #FML

Good morning. As a lone parent, I fucking hate day cares.

That's all.

Now back to your regularly scheduled pictures.
#single #milf #gfe #fml

If #AI had a sense of humor... they'd be laughing at us. #FML

Brand New Comic while themissingdigit.com is being fixed…

So ugly out today. Terrible migraine came with it.
#FML
#Bluesky
#Fog
#Autumn

Damn, I was not a supermarket between those dates. #FML

Damn. Car troubles are a pain in the ass. As soon as I save 2000 dollars BOOM transmission dies.
Rip 2002 Volvo V70 but I need something more reliable.

#cars #volvo #carpost #issues #rip
#carservice #fml #transmission

up late animating #fml taking forevvveeeeerrrrr who up?

I need more labor like I need a hole in my head, and — guess I’m saddled with these guys for a while 😩🙄🥹

Pray for us 😂😂😂

#itsnotkittenseason #fml #animalrescue #thetiniest #spayandneuteryourpets

For the 2nd time in my life, my phone got run over.

If I find the piece of paper w/ brothers 2 yr old phone code on it & t mobile is kind, then maybe phone again tomorrow. If not? Friday. Maybe. Busiest fucking work week of the year, all logistics, all me. Immaculate timing as always. #fml

Hab zu spät neue Matratzen bestellt und muss jetzt auf dem Boden schlafen wie so ein St000dent #fml

My brain is dumb as hell. Why is it that after I ran a successful tabletop game, where everyone lived, everyone got a happy ending, and all the players said that they had fun and that I was a good GM... I'm sobbing and feeling like shit. Brains are a scam! #fml

So we're letting #PutinWarCriminal export diesel, in hopes of bringing down US diesel prices so the Republicans can win the #Midterms?

Reality: TFG helps Putin, oil companies have more oil to gouge us with. Diesel prices don't come down.

And Russia has more means to fight Ukraine.

#FML #SMH

It begins.

Rogue #Anthropic #AI agent gave police fake tip in unsolved murder case www.bbc.com/news/article... #FML #zeitgeist

Well… our schedule of playing 1st, 2nd and 3rd in the Prem is over at least… 😑 #Sunderland #SAFC #FML

The week has been rough, and the start of the weekend was marred by a severe disappointment.

My day job let me down once again.

Thanks. I hate it.

#fml

The MinusGoji suit they debuted at the Godzilla Dodgers game is at NYCC and it's the one time I can't go because the single day badges are now $100 #fml