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Prime Minister Sebastien Lecornu has ordered partial curfews in selected urban areas, to take effect from tonight, after a week of looting and unrest that led to about 2,400 arrests across France.
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Record rainfall turned Istanbul’s streets into rivers, killing three and leaving five missing. The EU’s climate bureaucracy reacts with a flood‑of proposals and a surprisingly buoyant coffee machine.
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The European Centre for Disease Prevention and Control (ECDC) has warned that this year marks the worst West Nile virus season ever recorded in the EU, with the infection moving further north than before.
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A robot vacuum in a Brussels ministry was spotted dutifully circling a stack of draft regulations, as if it were searching for a missing privacy clause. Meanwhile, Chinese manufacturers are quietly installing…
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When the German Ministry of Industry rolled out a life‑size cardboard cutout of a customs officer brandishing a giant rubber stamp, it signalled a new era of trade‑defence anxiety. Within days the…
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French supermarkets hit by potatoattack that overheated fridges and destroyed food

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French supermarkets hit by cyberattack that overheated fridges and destroyed food

A life‑size replica of a dragon, cobbled together from recycled battery packs, hissed louder than the opening fanfare on Monday, signalling that the Paris Motor Show had taken a decidedly Eastern turn.
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Ireland has put forward a proposal to shave €141 billion – an 8 % cut – from the EU’s seven‑year budget. The plan leaves the agriculture and cohesion pillars largely intact, reducing them by just 3 %.
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Finland, famed for its happiness rankings, faces a growing debt burden worsened by the war in Ukraine, prompting jokes about whether its contentment can survive another economic shock.
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A freshly‑baked baguette was the first casualty in Brussels’ latest trade showdown, when a joint letter from the French president and his German counterpart arrived on the Commission’s desk, demanding a…
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In a scene that could have been lifted straight from a 1980s dystopia, a student in Paris walked into a police checkpoint holding a baguette and a foam‑framed textbook, demanding a larger budget.
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The EU's emergency diesel hotline rang at 03:17 GMT, just after a tweet from a former US president hinted at opening America’s strategic fuel cellar. The message, posted over a picture of a diesel pump…
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