Sir Johnathan: Why do I even bother trying to talk him out or not spending his money🤦♂️
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@brian10k.bsky.socialSir Johnathan: Why do I even bother trying to talk him out or not spending his money🤦♂️
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@brian10k.bsky.socialVampire Captain: Mimi bad puppy get back here!
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@brian10k.bsky.socialGary the Kobold: wait not the water!!!
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@brian10k.bsky.socialGary the Kobold: I think I found the wrong dragon! 😱
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@pixelvixx.bsky.socialI'm out here asking the real questions
@brian10k.bsky.socialVampire Captain: please go ahead and try 😈
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@brian10k.bsky.socialVampire Captain🦇: oh they will talk any moment now 😎
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Just what happens in those big battle arenas after the fight, anyways?
@brian10k.bsky.socialVampire Captain🦇: I told you I was famous 😎
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@dandrpodcast.bsky.socialLogrin thought the whole thing was hilarious... right up until the bird got into the car. New party rule: Ruby is no longer allowed to lure giant animals into enclosed spaces.
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@brian10k.bsky.socialVampire Captain🦇: Remember your training
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@dandrpodcast.bsky.socialA carefully assembled team of adventurers. No healer. No wilderness skills. No food. And somehow a bird has become one of their greatest enemies.
We're basically four city kids who went on a road trip.
@brian10k.bsky.socialAllen🤖: see I can be sneaky to 😀
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@brian10k.bsky.socialGary the Kobold Paladin🐲: I’m gonna divine smite the captain’s backside!
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@dandrpodcast.bsky.socialEvery adventuring party has a hobby. Apparently ours is awakening ancient evils and then immediately regretting it. At this point, we're basically collecting them.
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@anvilandink.bsky.socialEvery Halloween one-shot, one player tries to romance the monster. Not defeat it. Not banish it. Woo it. The vampire gets a sonnet. The ghost gets flowers. The scarecrow gets asked to the harvest dance. What's the least romanceable thing your player ever tried?
@brian10k.bsky.socialGary the Kobold: why did I have to open my big mouth😵💫
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@brian10k.bsky.socialAllen the Warforged🤖: I don’t understand why he seems angry I did what he asked…
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@brian10k.bsky.socialVampire Captain🦇: you heard the Kobold let’s kick this Monday in the 🍆!!!
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