Whiffed so badly in the kitchen mom is now hiding the prosciutto from me out of fear #dammit

Whiffed so badly in the kitchen mom is now hiding the prosciutto from me out of fear #dammit
blue/green deployment in AWS RDS is so cool. was doing it the old school way till now. #dammit
Lured by #nostalgia, my wife and I invested 15 cents each for a piece of Bazooka bubblegum while we were out today, mostly to see if there’s still a #comic in each piece.
Good news: there is!
Bad news: pretty sure AI is writing them now.
#Dammit, @bazookajoe! Is nothing sacred?
#AIFails 🙈🙅♂️
Presidential VooDoo Doll as seen at the UN Gift shop. Mine from #Dammit #Dolls
My #Presidential #VooDoo #Dolls have arrived
One I am leaving sealed
They were selling them at the UN Gift Shop for $18.95. I got two for $21.00
Just gave him a push pin twice in the ❤️ now we wait.
I guessed the other possible word first. #dammit
Ahh - it's a lovely day. Perfect for working on the front porch. Let's fire up the ole' laptop here and get at it!
Uhhh... why are none of my browser tabs working?