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My mate died after taking an E. Countdown's security staff don't mess about.

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My mate died after taking an E. Countdown's security staff don't mess about.
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My dad never loved me as a child. I can't blame him really. I wasn't born until he was an adult.
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There was a fight in the pub quiz last night when no-one could agree the answer to this question: "In Paradise Lost, by John Milton, what was the Capital City of Hell?"
It was pandemonium.
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Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers.
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People call me Mr Compromise. Wasn't my first choice for a nickname, but I can live with it.
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My mate rang me and asked, "What're you doing at the moment?"
I said, "Probably failing my driving test."
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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef...
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"The covers of this book are too far apart."
Ambrose Bierce.
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How does Sean Connery shave??
Control S
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I was attacked by a group of mimes.
They did unspeakable things to me.
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