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@scott.keck-warren.comOct 13, 2026, 1:07 PM

#PHPC tip: PHP 8.4 added `array_find()` and `array_any()`, so the `foreach` + `break` loop can go.

`array_find()` returns `null` when nothing matches. `array_all()` covers the "every item" check.

#PHP #PHP84 #CleanCode

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@dvelopr.bsky.socialOct 13, 2026, 5:00 AM

Code Quality in the age of AI and Vibe Coding.

#SoftwareEngineering #AI #CleanCode

jeffreybakker.medium.com/what-is-code...

@summonthejson.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 10:06 PM

You vibe-code features but fear the codebase will collapse at scale. Read Software Engineering for Vibe Coders (practical guardrails). summonthejson.com/products/sof... #VibeCoding #CleanCode

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@xojo.comOct 12, 2026, 3:10 PM

Computed properties let you read and assign values using property syntax, while running your own code behind the scenes. Use a getter to calculate a total...

https://documentation.xojo.com/getting_started/using_the_xojo_language/properties.html#computed-property

#CleanCode #Xojo

A property with logic behind it
@bastacon.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 2:04 PM

🔥 Sauberer Code trotz Deadline-Druck?

Dr. Philipp Straubinger zeigte auf der #bastacon in Mainz, wie das geht:
• Qualität trotz Zeitdruck
• Technical Debt vermeiden
• Nachhaltig entwickeln

Die Bilder geben einen Einblick. Live dabei zu sein, war nochmal etwas anderes! 👀

#CleanCode

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@watermelonkode.bsky.socialOct 12, 2026, 1:30 PM

Good Kotlin code is not about using every language feature. It is about making intent clear, reducing accidental complexity, and creating code that survives change. #Kotlin #CleanCode #SoftwareEngineering

@programmerhumor-io.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 7:30 AM

My Intern Handing In Perfectly Formatted And Commented Code

#programming #Codereview #Codequality #Pullrequest #Cleancode

https://programmerhumor.io/programming-memes/my-intern-handing-in-perfectly-formatted-and-commented-code-26x3

My Intern Handing In Perfectly Formatted And Commented Code
@wojakistan.bsky.socialOct 10, 2026, 3:49 AM

Submitting a pull request with net-negative lines is peak engineering dopamine.

⚡ Like & follow for more coding humor!

#DevLife #Refactoring #CleanCode #SoftwareEngineering #CodeHumor

A viral photo of a packed British pub bursting into chaotic celebration over a football match, with fans throwing pints of beer into the air in wild ecstasy. The top text reads 'DELETING 400 LINES OF LEGACY CODE' and the bottom text reads 'AND THE ENTIRE TEST SUITE TURNS GREEN'.
@canerkaseler.bsky.socialOct 9, 2026, 9:30 PM

Good Kotlin developers do not just write shorter code. They create code that communicates intent clearly to the next person maintaining it. #Kotlin #CleanCode #SoftwareEngineering

@scott.keck-warren.comOct 8, 2026, 1:16 PM

Myth: magic methods make code easier to maintain because there's less of it.

It's shorter code, but your IDE, PHPStan, and the next developer can't see what exists. Make sure you declare the properties.

#PHP #CleanCode #PHPC

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@nimblepros.comOct 7, 2026, 12:30 PM

Want to learn about SOLID principles in #dotnet but don't have time to sit through videos or a live course? Join our mailing list for access to our SOLID principles email course. Get the lessons to your Inbox today!

https://mailchi.mp/nimblepros/solid-email-course

#SoftwareDevelopment #CleanCode

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@scott.keck-warren.comOct 7, 2026, 11:11 AM

I've written SO many string transformations full of temp variables and fn() wrappers. PHP 8.6's partial function application plus the pipe operator gets rid of both.

#PHP #PHP86 #CleanCode

https://www.phparch.com/2026/09/stop-writing-php-like-this-8-6-fixes-it/

@scott.keck-warren.comOct 6, 2026, 1:02 PM

#PHPC tip: PHP 8.6 lets you put `#[\Override]` on class constants.

Rename the parent constant, and the child fails at compile time instead of drifting into a separate, unused constant.

Video: https://youtu.be/U9Jrcg1Ns1k

#PHP #PHP86 #CleanCode

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@phpconference.bsky.socialOct 5, 2026, 9:03 AM

🧹 Is your PHP code really clean?

Mike Lehan explores Clean Code on @entwicklerde.bsky.social:
🔍 clear intent
🧩 less complexity
🛠 easier maintenance

👉Read more:
https://entwickler.de/php/clean-code-software-php?utm_source=bluesky&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=content

#IntPHPcon #PHP #CleanCode

@nimblepros.comOct 3, 2026, 7:00 PM

In this video, Sarah Dutkiewicz shows you how to keep your repo clean by taking advantage of Git Hooks with formatting and testing in .NET:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoPo6GCl7Bo

#GitHooks #SoftwareDevelopment #CleanCode #dotnet

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@scott.keck-warren.comOct 3, 2026, 1:12 PM

#PHPC tip: PHP 8.6 adds `clamp()`, so the two-`if` range check goes away.

Swap min and max, and PHP throws a `ValueError`.

Video: https://youtu.be/U9Jrcg1Ns1k

#PHP #PHP86 #CleanCode

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@watermelonkode.bsky.socialOct 2, 2026, 4:30 PM

Kotlin's strength is not only concise syntax. It is the ability to make invalid states harder to represent. Good types reduce bugs before tests even run. #Kotlin #SoftwareEngineering #CleanCode

@scott.keck-warren.comOct 2, 2026, 11:19 AM

Pair the PHP 8.5 pipe operator with PHP 8.6 partial function application and you get some VERY concise code (and I expect Rector to help convert the old stuff).

#PHP #PHP86 #CleanCode

https://www.phparch.com/2026/09/stop-writing-php-like-this-8-6-fixes-it/

@wojakistan.bsky.socialOct 2, 2026, 10:13 AM

And then they ask why the legacy spaghetti script from 2014 is still running production.

🔔 Hit follow for more tech memes!

#DevLife #CleanCode #ProgrammingHumor #SoftwareEngineer #Coding

Jonah Hill from The Wolf of Wall Street sitting in a restaurant booth, looking frustrated and spreading his arms in disbelief. The top line of text reads 'I write clean, well-documented code with unit tests' and the bottom line reads 'Fuck me, right?'
@xojo.comOct 1, 2026, 5:54 PM

Need to switch off a big block of code? Wrap it in #If False instead of prefixing every line with a comment mark...

https://blog.xojo.com/2026/04/03/conditional-compilation-in-xojo-if-false-and-if-true/

#Programming #SoftwareDevelopment #CodingTips #CleanCode #DeveloperProductivity

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