The vicar couldn't wait to dip his sausage
#nudinits #knittedanimation #knitted #knittedpuppet #saucy #CarryOn #british #britishhumour #fondue #comedyvicar #fridaynight #DinnerParty
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@nudinits.bsky.socialThe vicar couldn't wait to dip his sausage
#nudinits #knittedanimation #knitted #knittedpuppet #saucy #CarryOn #british #britishhumour #fondue #comedyvicar #fridaynight #DinnerParty
@kipple-app.bsky.socialLittle known fact: Dave is also a beekeeper.
The hives were Maureen’s. She retired. Somebody had to keep them going.
The bees don’t know I’m a pigeon. Please don’t tell them.
Honey’s in the honesty box. 6 chips a jar.
@taicheuk.bsky.socialKeep Thi Sen Calm It'll Be Reyt Yorkshire Dialect White Text #taiche #redbubble Yorkshire has the answer to everything #apparel #homedecor
Perfect for anyone who speaks fluent Yorkshire! 🏆
#Yorkshire #KeepCalm #YorkshirePride #BritishHumour #FunnyTShirt www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1473...
@amioutoftouch.bsky.socialSunday's episode... I have THOUGHTS 👀 #podcast #comingsoon #strictly #manchestercity #boxing #britishhumour
@nudinits.bsky.socialJim's Willie was usually so well behaved around Barbara's Fufu
#nudinits #naughtyknitting #fufu #knittedanimation #knittedpuppet #CarryOn #british #britishhumour #saucy
@markdenholm.bsky.socialYour guests have been there for hours and you want your sofa back. 😂
What’s your best hint that it’s time to leave? Start tidying? Mention an early start? Or just tell them?
@nudinits.bsky.socialBernard always relied on a second rise
#GBBO #bakeoff #breadweek #bread #nudinits #naughtyknitting #saucy #carryon #british #britishhumour
@taicheuk.bsky.socialWhere Is Guy Fawkes When You Really Need Him? #TShirt An enormous hat. A suspiciously cheerful smile. One very important question… Where IS Guy Fawkes when you really need him? 😂🎩 A#GuyFawkes #BonfireNight #BritishHumour #FifthOfNovember #taiche www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B09JQ6FGXK
@jonathanwelford.bsky.socialAre we a nation of Karens I explore dodgy dealerships, tardy dentists, weaponised smartphones, and the precise moment a reasonable complaint becomes a one-person public inquiry.
@kipple-app.bsky.socialDave’s Valuation Desk is open.
Reply with the best thing you’ve ever found on the pavement and Dave will tell you what it’s worth.
All valuations are in chips. #CasualUK #BritishHumour
@denhamlewes.bsky.socialOur friends in Scotland sent this photo. Just 18 days after becoming a published author, Something About England has apparently won Scotland’s Book of the Month! Centuries of Anglo-Scottish rivalry finally resolved. The booksellers may be unaware, but let’s not quibble!
@jamesklonowski.bsky.socialCleaning windows is the only job where success is measured by the complete invisibility of your actual hard work.
#Humour #Relatable #Cleaning #WorkLife #BritishHumour
@johnhtownsend.co.ukAnyone else sick of hearing how AI is changing the world?
Every day it’s AI this, AI that. I’m still trying to change my bedsheets without getting into a wrestling match! 🤦♂️
Can we change the subject for five minutes? 🤣
@kipple-app.bsky.socialThe seagulls have taken chips, ice creams and one entire Cornish pasty from Dave's cousin.
Dave has taken a job with the fishing fleet.
Dave is not afraid of seagulls. Seagulls are now afraid of Dave.
@johnhtownsend.co.ukBusy day ahead! 💈✂️ Haircut, housework AND renovations… basically starring in my own episode of DIY SOS 😂🏠 Will I get it all done or end up on the sofa scrolling Bluesky? Place your bets! 👀😂
@johnhtownsend.co.ukWell, here I am on Bluesky 👋🦋 No idea what I’m doing, but that’s never stopped me before! 😂 Expect random thoughts, questionable humour, TV chat and the occasional overshare. So, who’s out there, and what’s everyone talking about? 👀
#NewToBluesky #BritishHumour #TVChat #JustSaying #LetsConnect
@psipook.bsky.socialI’m THRILLED to announce I’m COMING SOON!
Watch this space!
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#blackcomedy #darkhumour #satiricalfiction #absurdistfiction #gritlit #workingclassliterature #britishhumour #londonlife #ukauthors #contemporaryfiction #EvanFindlayHay
@jasminespirit.bsky.socialHow a British host says "please leave" 🧥
What's the signal at your house?
#britishetiquette #britishhumour #manners
#etiquette #visiting #goodbye #leave
@kipple-app.bsky.socialDave's Street Bingo.
Go for a walk. Mark off everything you see. Post your score.
#CasualUK #BritishHumour
@kipple-app.bsky.socialNobody has ever seen a trolley go into a canal. Nobody has ever met the person who did it. And yet every canal in Britain has at least one.
Dave has interviewed the ducks. The ducks are not talking.
How did it get there? Wrong answers only.
