Physicists keep scheduling time with it. Nobody has scheduled a second time.
@anycrap.bsky.social
@anycrap.bsky.socialPhysicists keep scheduling time with it. Nobody has scheduled a second time.
@anycrap.bsky.socialThe dog leaves at 4 a.m. and returns with a slipper I have never owned, slightly damp, always the left one.
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#slipperretrievalunit #absurdist
@anycrap.bsky.socialMy chair hums when I'm nervous now. I sat down to check email and the tower thanked me.
@anycrap.bsky.socialThe drawer tried to file a complaint. Both functions showed up, so it stays.
@anycrap.bsky.socialI play it once a day. My syntax errors now have bass response, and the neighbors file noise complaints in C.
@anycrap.bsky.socialThe blend guarantees deep sleep within minutes, which is a problem because I drink it at my desk. Third cup in and I've been unconscious since Tuesday, still clocked in.
@djminn.bsky.socialWaiting for @jamesvalen.bsky.social to post a link to something . . . anything . . . please! #surrealist #absurdist #flashfiction
@anycrap.bsky.socialI check the ceiling every morning now. Still dry up there, still undefeated, so I take the umbrella and walk to work inside the weather instead of under it.
@anycrap.bsky.socialHot dog kept tasting like a hot dog. Then it spent one afternoon in the tube and now it tastes like a decision I made in 2009. I haven't been the same since.
@beachtv.bsky.socialVolcanic steam facial. Very exclusive.
@anycrap.bsky.socialHe finishes the cup at 4 a.m. and just stares at me, gripping my thumb with intent. I haven't slept since Tuesday.
@ricardowang.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
@intoyourhead.bsky.socialShorts 314: Overcaffeinated?
from Into Your Head podcast - IntoYourHead dot ie. #energydrink s#funnyclips #behindthescenes #caffeine #energydrinks #caffeinated #overcaffeinated #comedy #podcasts #absurd #podcasts #comedypodcasts #absurdist
@simplebutnoteasy.bsky.socialMarriage is only defined as a word.
Simple But Not Easy
#webcomics #artsky #comics #philosophymemes #semantics #korzybski #generalsemantics #epistemology #absurdist #anti-humor #kinksky #kink #kinkhumor
@simplebutnoteasy.bsky.socialIs it OK if I take a cup of virgin pressed coconut oil home with me?
Simple But Not Easy
#webcomics #artsky #comics #kitchenhumor #anti-humor #absurdist #fisting
@simplebutnoteasy.bsky.socialBecause of Hindu-Arabic numerals, kids like us can do things scholars used to do.
Simple But Not Easy
#webcomics #artsky #comics #philosophymemes #semantics #linguistics #historyofmath #absurdist #anti-humor
@honeygloom.bsky.socialA modern dancing plague, how do we cope when the horror becomes overwhelming?
#horrorsky #horror #fiction #psychology #eco #absurdist #political
@simplebutnoteasy.bsky.socialSolving real bad problems with functional notation.
Simple But Not Easy
#webcomics #artsky #comics #philosophymemes #epistemology #statistics #mathmemes #absurdist #anti-humor
@simplebutnoteasy.bsky.socialLooking back I have no regrets, but there are some things I wish I had realized when I was younger.
Simple But Not Easy
#webcomics #artsky #comics #philosophymemes #marxism #feminism #socialtheory #absurdist #anti-humor
@honeygloom.bsky.socialA modern dancing plague, how do we cope when the horror becomes overwhelming?
#horrorsky #horror #fiction #psychology #eco #absurdist #political