Everyone can be taught to sculpt: Michelangelo would have had to be
taught how ___not to. So it is with the great programmers.
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Reality is just a crutch for people who can't handle science fiction.
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Your lucky number has been disconnected.
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Stanford women are responsible for the success of many Stanford men:
they give them "just one more reason" to stay in and study every night.
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You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
-- Steven Wright
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I'm a Hollywood writer; so I put on a sports jacket and take off my brain.
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Graphs comparing weather info of different areas on 2026-10-05.
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BOFH excuse #24:

network packets travelling uphill (use a carrier pigeon)
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Love thy neighbor, tune thy piano.
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Facts are the enemy of truth.
-- Don Quixote
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Check me if I'm wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers...
they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key!
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One way to stop a runaway horse is to bet on him.
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We don't know who it was that discovered water, but we're pretty sure
that it wasn't a fish.
-- Marshall McLuhan
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When you're bored with yourself, marry, and be bored with someone else.
-- David Pryce-Jones
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You may be right, I may be crazy,
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for!
-- Billy Joel
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Password:
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By protracting life, we do not deduct one jot from the duration of death.
-- Titus Lucretius Carus
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One organism, one vote.
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Am I in GRADUATE SCHOOL yet?
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Graphs comparing weather info of different areas on 2026-10-04.
(Info acquired from AMeDAS, Japan Meteorological Agency)
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