Ipkarish Jheck? Too
Much of a mouthful, we shall
Call you Whiskey Jack.
#SillySeptember #Ipkarish #haiku #senryu #poem #writing #writingcommunity
@daveashleypoet.bsky.social

Ipkarish Jheck? Too
Much of a mouthful, we shall
Call you Whiskey Jack.
#SillySeptember #Ipkarish #haiku #senryu #poem #writing #writingcommunity
@daveashleypoet.bsky.social
took a drive down to Ipkarish
a quaint little seaside town
it smelled so heavily of fish
I couldn't help but frown
it stinks, stank, stunk, and stinks some more
how can anyone stand it?
it's a beautiful, scenic little shore
but plug your nose if you visit
#SillySeptember #lpkarish @daveashleypoet.bsky.social
after living on
their vowel deficient planet
for so long
you’d think I’d have become
full on lpkar
indeed when I come back for holidays
mom says your so lpkarish
but when I go back
I know they spit in my food
because I’m only ever lpkar-ish
Francy Mallet is known
throughout the parish
for his fantastic tail bone
and his tendency toward
all things ipkarish
#SillySeptember #flaaaaswaggle #triolet
You made me dig deep @daveashleypoet.bsky.social 😂
I decided to redecorate
Wanted to add some swag
With lots of gold plate
I decided to redecorate
Added flaaaswaggle to compensate
For the carpet that’s shag
I decided to redecorate
Wanted to add some swag
#SillySeptember #flaaaaswaggle @daveashleypoet.bsky.social
we snuck out to get high
and maybe laid
behind the public works garage
blithely unaware
our parents were up
pissed to have their date night ruined
you being younger got the belt
as for me, mom’s acerbic command,
flaaaaswaggle his sorry ass!
Exploring
He stated something of utter importance, before he vanished inside the labyrinth.
I clearly heard:
"Flaaaaswaggle ... !!"
Famous last words lost.
A gaggle of geese
In ritual flaaaaswaggle,
Summoning the Honk.
#SillySeptember #flaaaaswaggle #haiku #senryu #poem #writing #writingcommunity
@daveashleypoet.bsky.social
I was a #rappincial legend
a master of words
the coolest delivery
in all of the world
a doctorate in linguistics
and a real silver tongue
was better than Jay-Z, Eminem and Stormzi
I was naughty as well.
#SillySeptember #rappicial
#limerick
I’m much too old to rap
It’s with my cane I tap
A rappicial beat
Made with my feet
Until I fall - oh crap!
2/2
...then unravels into something rappinical, as nerines sustain the bloom.
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#poetry #BraveWrite #thingstowriteabout #WildWalkPrompt #SillySeptember #Emotery #firewords280 #BSPP57 #OurPoetryX #FoxProse
@sonnetsmith.bsky.social
@daveashleypoet.bsky.social
Ding dang
#Prangalang
words to make you smile
Niff naff
not to laugh
sit and chat a while
ding dang
#prangalang
don't know what it means
sif soff
not to cough
nothing's what it seems
🎶"I sing in places #rappincial... but I sure as hell ain't provincial...I go from place to place artisanal...for everything ain't practical..." 🎶
"These kids make up words in their music nowadays. Could never understand these newfangled words."
"Get with the times, old man."
I'm going through a rappincial phase
listening to rap music too much
it plays with my mind
then I play with rhymes
finding the right words
takes an adventurous touch
#SillySeptember #rappincial #poetry @daveashleypoet.bsky.social