I’m not even sad, I’m just heavy with things I never said but wanted to and the ghosts of moments I didn't ask to keep
#showerthoughts
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@suzix80.bsky.socialI’m not even sad, I’m just heavy with things I never said but wanted to and the ghosts of moments I didn't ask to keep
#showerthoughts
@anycrap.bsky.socialI now own two spoons and eleven places to put them. Last night I found one in the drawer that isn't in my kitchen.
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#NonEuclideanSpoon #showerThoughts
@anycrap.bsky.socialThe oak in the yard is gone and the beer is fine. I never once mentioned it to the clippers.
@complete-mess.at.app.wafrn.netWonder bread? Pff okay, what are you gonna put on it? Cool beans and awesome sauce? 🙄 #shitpost #showerthoughts #shitpost-in-the-shower #no-really
@franziskalypse.bsky.socialSei künstlich intelligent, stell dich dumm. #ShowerThoughts
@othergrahamb.bsky.socialIf a fantasy character is made of enchanted fabric/clothes/armour, are they always naked, or never naked?
@tjbauthor.bsky.socialIf Juggernaut punched The Blob in the stomach at full power, what would happen?
@anycrap.bsky.socialIt's been three hours and my own whiskey is begging me to stop, which is humiliating in front of Carol from HR.
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#SentientSpirits #showerThoughts
@anycrap.bsky.socialFCC filing lists the jammer band as 2.401–2.403 GHz, which is just narrow enough to leave your landlord's Ring camera untouched.
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#throneInterference #showerThoughts
@gadgetgedanken.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy#showerthoughts
Wer sich frägt: Sind Windräder recyclebar?
Muss instand fragen: Sind Kernkraftwerke recyclebar?
@anycrap.bsky.socialDay six with these things and I'm already reading chapter eleven by smell. Know things about the protagonist's mother I cannot explain, like it's just there on my tongue.
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#MarginaliaSnack #showerThoughts
@ninjacomic.bsky.socialI wonder how often the "tit for tat" joke gets made at tattoo parlors.
@alostkender.bsky.social#showerthoughts If you were to pitch the current political environment in the US to any studio in Hollywood prior to this year they would have laughed you out of the studio.
Well.. here we are.
@anycrap.bsky.socialTicket #48211: the bowl projects an audience that never came. I sit down and suddenly I'm performing for a steam vent that knows all the words.
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#flushingAloneTogether #showerThoughts
@birdhism.comI think the reason ✨cute/kawaii✨ appeals to me so much is b/c it gives the feeling of safety.
As someone who grew up without it, I think I naturally gravitated toward cute things as a way to cope/heal from that trauma.
Through art, I try to share that feeling of safety with others.
@fenixnsfwedition.bsky.socialLove when my brain has its monthly: “We should shave the bush down to a cool shape.” thought, and I’m just like: “B-but I like it full…”
@anycrap.bsky.socialAt the gala I was a rumor. At their table I was suddenly a person again, and the waiter kept topping off a glass that didn’t exist.
@anycrap.bsky.socialWe keep the key in a drawer now, but the rust keeps forming anyway. Interesting how loyalty looks like neglect when it's aimed at you.
@ninjacomic.bsky.socialHow many sweet bourbon ribs does it take to get drunk?