š° BREAKING: Local eagle arrested for "excessive majesty" in a school zone
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Sorry we haven't posted in a while. The whole team fell asleep during Senator Snoozeworth's press conference. It was a 4-day press conference. #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
Sorry we haven't posted in a while. The whole team fell asleep during Senator Snoozeworth's press conference. It was a 4-day press conference. #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
š° BREAKING: Local eagle arrested for "excessive majesty" in a school zone
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š° BREAKING: Local eagle arrested for "excessive majesty" in a school zone
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more like the stupid idiot gang's evolution
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Somebody left a banana in the Senate cloakroom in August. The banana is now older than two of the senators and has more seniority. #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
Somebody left a banana in the Senate cloakroom in August. The banana is now older than two of the senators and has more seniority. #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
Senator Zorp tried to relate to Earth voters by eating a burrito. He has entered hibernation.
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Senator Zorp tried to relate to Earth voters by eating a burrito. He has entered hibernation.
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Senator Snoozeworth talks in his sleep. Last night he gave a 40-minute speech on tax reform. It's the best one Congress has heard in years. #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
Senator Snoozeworth talks in his sleep. Last night he gave a 40-minute speech on tax reform. It's the best one Congress has heard in years. #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
š° BREAKING: Senate cafeteria jello achieves sentience, immediately runs for office
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š° BREAKING: Senate cafeteria jello achieves sentience, immediately runs for office
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Mr. Moneybags McGee is trending for accidentally tipping a restaurant with his vice president. #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
Mr. Moneybags McGee is trending for accidentally tipping a restaurant with his vice president. #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
Gov. Flip-Flopson clarified his position on pineapple pizza today: it is delicious, disgusting, and he's had it every day for 30 years, which he has never done.
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Gov. Flip-Flopson clarified his position on pineapple pizza today: it is delicious, disgusting, and he's had it every day for 30 years, which he has never done.
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POLL: What should Gov. Flip-Flopson have for dinner? š °ļø Yes š ±ļø No He has already eaten both. #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
POLL: What should Gov. Flip-Flopson have for dinner? š °ļø Yes š ±ļø No He has already eaten both. #StarSpangledTycoon #parody
Lobbyists have lobbied for a lobbyist lobby. The lobby is in the lobby. Everybody is lobbying the lobby's lobbyist.
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