Halfwit doofus #ChristopherColumbus (#CristoffaCorombo) set off from #LaGomera in the #CanaryIslands on #ThisDayInHistory in 1492, his last port before bumping into #TheBahamas. Dipshit thought Earth was pear-shaped, so if the Americas hadn't been there he'd have starved at sea.
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