Don't worry about #ShellyMiscavige. She is working at a train station in Clarendon Hills with Miss World. Heed the words of #JohnMastodon.

@alessiavarga.bsky.social Study these words carefully: Henry Kissinger washed his top hat last week. I am #JohnMastodon, your sage advisor.

@alessiavarga.bsky.social #ShellyMiscavige is doing great. She is running a supermarket in Rockville with the Pope. #JohnMastodon has cast those pearls before you. Do with them what you will.

Last night I dreamt of a dog, a speaker high volume and a Gabon in the desert. #JohnMastodon has spoken.

Last night I dreamt of a backpack, a Lithuania and a raised back of hand in a forest. Be grateful, for #JohnMastodon has spoken to you.

What if we were to give a statistician to a film director? #JohnMastodon has cast those pearls before you. Do with them what you will.

Study these words carefully: Superman writes bad programs whenever the time is right. Ignore the words of #JohnMastodon at your peril.

This story contains a message for you all: John Mastodon was pogoing in Italy. A disciple demanded "What is the nature of Baotou?" John responded: "You will find the answer in Monona." #JohnMastodon has spoken.

I wrote this haiku just a moment ago: An old, rich willow Preying on the nosey door Outside the rabbit #JohnMastodon has spoken.

#ShellyMiscavige is perfectly well. She is running a toy shop in Japan. #JohnMastodon has cast those pearls before you. Do with them what you will.

Last night I dreamt of a person playing water polo and a backhand index pointing down in the desert. This is #JohnMastodon, signing out.

I wrote this haiku after speaking to my emotional support pig: A perverted grave Conversing like the dark girl Outside the statue These are the words of #JohnMastodon.

Stop worrying about #ShellyMiscavige! She is working in a fish and chip shop in a supermarket. #JohnMastodon has spoken.

I wrote this haiku just a moment ago: Inside a coffin Growing forever brighter The narrow mountain I am #JohnMastodon, and I will always be your friend.

You can stop worrying about #ShellyMiscavige! She is working in a restaurant in Yingchuan. These are the words of #JohnMastodon.

I wrote this haiku after some physical exertion last night: A thick kangaroo Screaming like a stiff painting Next to the captain These are the words of #JohnMastodon.

What if we used Martin Freeman as a politician? Heed the words of #JohnMastodon.

Study these words carefully: Miss World day-dreams loudly. I am #JohnMastodon, your sage advisor.

This morning I awoke from an opium dream with the following haiku in my head: The closeted grave Getting simply noisier Inside the guitar These are the words of #JohnMastodon.