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What did one cubicle wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner — same time, same partition.

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This joke is a classic cheesy one.

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Why do cows like puns? Because they like being… amoosed! 🐮

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What do you get when you cross a centipede and a parrot?

A walkie-talkie.

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… kan kidneyboon-opmerking bijna niet onderdrukken… #dadjoke

My friend says I'm too condescending.

That means I talk down to people.

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A post in which I pretend to talk about Arendt and temporality, but mostly want to just share some photos of gorgeous #orchids I took this morning :-)

And make a #DadJoke in the title...

in-between-days.ghost.io/well-this-is...

How do cows walk?

They just put two feet in front of the udder.

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What do you call a lizard that sings?

A rap-tile.

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Why did the credit card feel so popular?

It was always getting swiped right!

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The ultimate handbook on using ventriloquism in the classroom! 🤷

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What lights up a soccer stadium?

A soccer match.

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What was the pumpkin's favorite sport?

Squash.

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A man reaches a wide river and sees someone on the far bank. He shouts across, “How do I get to the other side?” The other man shouts back, “You are on the other side!”

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What did the entropy say to the scientist?

Things between us are getting disordered.

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Looks like he's going for a 'stack' of home runs!

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