What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why do crabs never share their food? Because they’re shellfish. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why did the math book look so sad? It had too many problems. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a duck that gets all the good grades? A wise quacker. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Slightly obsessed with snails lately. Using them a lot in my hobby basing etc. These tiny little critters climb up the front of the bungalow whenever it rains.

#snails #nature #garden #geek #nerd #grovesnail #gastropod

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What’s a cow’s favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

#TeamDachschaden #Nerdflakes #Podcast #Nerd #Spooktober #Kultur #Aberglaube #Rituale #Geschichte #juvihatspaßanhashtags
linktr.ee/nerdflakes

Why do eggs hate telling secrets? They might crack under pressure. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why was the broom late? It swept in. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Perché nel mondo della Pimpa tutto parla? Un bambino l'ha chiesto ad Altan. #shorts #nerd #pimpa
youtube.com/shorts/X4aJN...

Hey Nerds!

It's Friday! The weekend is here!

What's your plans for the weekend?

#nerd #pcgamer #streamer #weekendvibes #gamingcommunity

What’s a frog’s favorite drink? Croak-a-Cola. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don’t skeletons ever fight each other? They don’t have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer