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Lips that taste of tears are the best for kissing.

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Of Margot Asquith's four-volume autobiography:
"The affair between Margo Asquith and Margo Asquith will live as one of the prettiest love stories in all literature."

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Summary

Every love's the love before
In a duller dress.
That's the measure of my lore -
Here's my bitterness:
Would I knew a little more,
Or very much less!

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John Huston is doing something called, very simply, The Bible. Now you must admit that's a big job. I think he's going to stop with Moses because he can't stand another moment - he is playing Moses, you see.

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Name for a pet parrot:
"Onan" (because he spilled his seed on the bottom of his cage.)

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On seeing a worn-out toothbrush in their hostess's bathroom:
Fellow guest: "Whatever do you think she does with that?"
DP: "I think she rides it on Halloween."

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Asked if she knew Hemmingway's age:
"All writers are either 29 or Thomas Hardy."

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Introducing her first husband:
"I want you to meet my little husband."

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Women who live alone in small residential hotels throughout the United States have plenty of money and plenty of time: their only occupation is to spend one and kill the other.

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When a woman asked her, as they often did, "How did you do it?" :
"See your analyst. He might have a word with your ovaries."

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On being told that someone wouldn't hurt a fly:
"Not if it was buttoned up."

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I was the toast of two contintents : Greenland and Australia.

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Comment

Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song,
A medley of extemporanea;
And love is a thing that can never go wrong,
And I am Marie of Roumania.

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Of her pet dog's mange:
"I suppose he got it from a lamp-post."

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On her pregnancy:
"It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard."

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People ought to be one of two things, young or old. No - what's the use of fooling? People ought to be one of two things, young or dead.

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Thought For a Sunshiny Morning

It costs me never a stab or squirm
To tread by chance upon a worm.
"Aha, my little dear," I say,
"Your clan will pay me back one day."

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