An adequate bootstrap is a contradiction in terms.
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Korean Saju uses 4 pillars: year, month, day AND hour. That's why it's deeper. What's your sign? Comment! Free reading: sajuapp.app #koreanzodiac #saju #astrology #kculture #fortune #zodiac

BOFH excuse #22:

monitor resolution too high
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Some bird populations soaring down
-Headline of an article in
Science News, page 126, February 20, 1993.
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You could get a new lease on life -- if only you didn't need the first
and last month in advance.
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Hoshiyomi-do Opens First Store in Kyushu, Japan, in Kitakyushu #Japan #Kitakyushu #Fortune-telling #Hoshiyomi-do

Sometimes a man will tell his bartender things he'll never tell his doctor.
-- Dr. Phillip Boyce, "The Menagerie" ("The Cage"),
stardate unknown.
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Avoid the Gates of Hell. Use Linux
-- unknown source
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A chatbot will confirm your aunt was absolutely right about the dumplings, somehow.

The Sun is in Virgo
The Moon is in Virgo
Moon phase is Waning Crescent
Vesta is in Aries
Mercury is direct

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Your motives for doing whatever good deed you may have in mind will be
misinterpreted by somebody.
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Oh, that sound of male ego. You travel halfway across the galaxy and
it's still the same song.
-- Eve McHuron, "Mudd's Women", stardate 1330.1
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The chief cause of problems is solutions.
-- Eric Sevareid
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"Pilot-Brain Interfaces, Spirituality, Advanced Aerial Propulsion, Human Potential And Earth’s Magnetic Forces as Propulsion
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#German 🫳castles have a distinctive feel 😱from other #european castles, do they have a special name
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Chemistry professors never die, they just fail to react.
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September 9th daily fortune
#cardoftheday #oraclecards #fortune #collectiveenergy #psychicreading #tarotsky

Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
A: You do all of the work and the fat guy in the suit
gets all the credit.
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Show your bold spirit with ‘Fortis Fortuna Adiuvat’ (Fortune Favors the Bold) — wear courage, wear confidence.

#tshirt #johnwick #fortune #tee #bold #gift #babayaga #classic

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.
-- David Letterman
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[Sir Stafford Cripps] has all the virtues I dislike and none of the
vices I admire.
-- Winston Churchill
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