What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don’t skeletons ever use cell phones? They don’t have the guts to call anyone. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why was the broom late? It swept in. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Chilling in the hobby room with Pixie cat.
I was going to do some painting but oh well.

#catdad #blackcatsmatter #miniaturepainter #geek #nerd

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What’s brown and sticky? A stick. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

For context, this has been my home WiFi network for about 30 years. #nerd

Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don’t sharks like fast food? They can’t catch it. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don’t skeletons ever use cell phones? They don’t have the guts to call anyone. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a pig who knows karate? A pork chop. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a ghost’s true love? Their ghoul-mate. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer