Man Mendez is running his ass off on the press while Martinez strolls. Bum. #crew96

Man Mendez is running his ass off on the press while Martinez strolls. Bum. #crew96
#crew96 first touch of the game a back heel we’re winning 6-5
For the Love of god, would Chris Doran hit the button so I don't have to hear Tyler twelman all night?! #crew96
André Gomes is not available tonight for #Crew96 after feeling some tightness in a calf muscle during Friday training. He’s being held out tonight for precautionary reasons.
Thank you broadcast crew for letting us listen to “Wise Man”. #Crew96
Playing Miami apparently equals tons of bots who are reporting on our game.... #Crew96
For as many pink jerseys as you see tonight, the actual away supporters section is empty. #Crew96
This is one of the times I wish I could cheer with #Crew96 fans because of what Gyasi Zardes meant to the team and the City of Columbus in a particularly dark and then celebratory time in team history.
Newly retired Gyasi Zardes is in the house tonight and was just honored pregame while standing in the Nordeke. #Crew96
Former #Crew96 striker and all around good guy Gyasi Zardes has come home.
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If I had a kid who wanted to wear a Messi jersey, I would simply leave that kid at home tonight and every night. #crew96
#Crew96 security made someone in a USMNT kit cover it in the Nordecke lol
ZARDES IS HERE #Crew96
Bailly is getting cooked by Messi tonight for a goal isn’t he? #Crew96
Ratio of Messi fans to Miami fans is 98:2. Go #Crew96!
#Crew96 starting lineup. Notable change -> D Bailly is back in the starting 11 at CB. He and Zawadzki are the starting CBs for Columbus.
Mendez & Martinez working as strikers. Rodriguez, Chambost, Habroune & Zaroury in the midfield.
Amundsen/Farsi wingbacks & Schulte in goal.
I NEED TO SEE sad children and adolescents mourning their petulant idol being pocketed by Sean Zawadzki #crew96
Insurmountable number of dorks at this match #Crew96