What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why did the broom get a promotion? It swept the competition. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What’s a horse’s favorite sport? Stable tennis. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Morning All!

Happy Sunday, hope you all had a great weekend, what have you been up to!

This weekend I had a great one, played some golf with friends & wrestling last night!

Today is gonna be an absolutely chill day!

What are you doing today 😁
#nerd #streamer #gamerlife #twitchstreamer

What’s a vampire’s least favorite food? Steak. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a snowman with a bad attitude? A chill pill. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They might crack up. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer