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What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don't skeletons ever fight each other? They don't have the guts to call anyone. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument? The trom-bone. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why don’t sharks like fast food? They can’t catch it. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

How do you organize a space party? You planet. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What’s a cow’s favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog? Frostbite. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer

Why did the broom get a promotion? It swept the competition. #funny #dadjokes #comedy #nerd #gamer